Justin Verlander Pathetically Attempts to Co-Opt One of RR's Most Treasured Memes Before Every Start
Can someone who frequents Taco Bell more than I do give me an official ruling on whether this order would generally meet or exceed the $11 challenge (at least for standard Midwestern prices)?
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It's gotta be pretty close.
I can’t believe that bastard. He is trying to steal all that is holy from our sacred bond of RR.
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Jan 12, 2012 1:53 PM EST reply actions
The Royals' pitchers sbould get back at Verlander by stealing his meme
You know, striking out many, walking few.
I actually happened to be up and saw that
Verlander seems like a decent guy (relative to the reality that we all know basically nothing about these guys), but I guess I thought he’d be a bit more modest when Conan talked about his 2011 season being one of the best ever. Uh, no.
Making watching baseball as fun as doing your taxes.
My Twitter feed.
Before getting tweaked, read up on regression.
Not that I have any respect for autograph seekers,
but I do recall a story of a man asking for Verlander’s while he was giving them out, and his response was “grow a set of tits first.”
seems like a reasonable request
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by billybeingbilly on Jan 13, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
I have a set of tits. This guy must have been of reasonable weight.
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by Crooow on Jan 13, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Verlander seemed pretty awesome in the MLB 2K commercials a couple years ago.
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by averagegatsby on Jan 12, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
He didn't include a drink
what do you think? Diet Mountain Dew?
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
Without drink by my rough caculation its just a shade below 11... Well before tax..
With drink I think its probably over $11
Your 2010 Royals Review Fantasy Football Keeper League Champion
Since 2005: Royals win% = .4100, Chiefs win% = .4095
My Drink Is
Beer.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jan 15, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
Conan's gameday diarreha comment made me laugh
Seriously, what happens if a player really has to take a crap? Lee Judge should investigate this.
Are Taco Bells
Open at 2AM?
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Jan 15, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
Verlander story
I hit with a coach at TigerTown in Lakeland (Single A Tigers team, Tigers spring training home). It’s also where I go to a 3 week baseball camp in the summer. Verlander was there this morning throwing outside of the cage I was hitting in, his pimped out red Maserati was also there
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by tiquanunderwear on Jan 13, 2012 12:44 PM EST reply actions
were there Taco Bell sacks on the floor?
"Things could always be worse." - Buddy Bell
by buddyball on Jan 13, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes
"The Jaguars need Jacksonville, and Jacksonville needs the Jaguars"
-Shahid Khan
by tiquanunderwear on Jan 13, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
It's roughly $8.75 including Michigan sales tax
Even with an extra large drink he’s under the $11 threshold. Therefore: Verlander = Pussy
This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.
He needs to throw into his order (1) Meximelt™.
A mostly forgotten and now marginal delight on The Bell’s menu.
Try it. You’ll like it.
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
in fact
I think one could purchase qty (5) Meximelts™ and even a small drink and meet that glorious monetary mark.
I could eat five and then maybe a 7-layer sonofabitch.
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
The Meximelt is vastly under rated.
I have ordered at least one with every trip to the Bell for over a decade now. The best part is when you open up the tortilla to add hot sauce and discover that is looks pretty unappetizing only to eat it anyway and discover it’s actually a little slice of heaven.
This is my signature line. It is full of awesome and win.
Taco Bell Is
The worst Mexican food chain I’ve ever eaten at. They’re the only one in this area, so I forget and buy some every once in a while. I always regret it.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
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