Friday Open Thread - Super Bowl Rematch Issue
I am one of about three people in Missouri that is completely jacked for the Super Bowl. Everyone else has basically told me: "I couldn't give two bird farts" or some version of "I love the food"/"I love the commercials." With that said, I recently contracted food poisoning for the FOURTH time in my life, so I will be very leery about what I eat come Super Bowl Sunday. I really don't have a solid rant here, but I will just say if karma really exists, I have some really cool prizes coming my way.
Here comes the barrage of questions:
1. Who wins the Super Bowl and 1 short reason why?
2. Favorite Super Bowl food?
3. Do you talk about Royals Review to others outside of Royals Review?
4. If the Royals are .500 at the break, who is the surprise All-Star?
5. Pick a show, sell me on why I should take the time to watch it.
Bonus for spite: Is Albert Pujols clean?
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1. Who wins the Super Bowl and 1 short reason why?
The Pats – because Brady/Belichik don’t lose 3 times in a row to anybody.
2. Favorite Super Bowl food?
Appalachian Lasagna – corned beef gravy on top of mashed tators w/ smoked sausage on top of cheese on top of mashed tators on top of onions and bacon bits and bacon grease
3. Do you talk about Royals Review to others outside of Royals Review?
Occasionally. It always ends up awful with strange looks, but I have brought a few to the party.
4. If the Royals are .500 at the break, who is the surprise All-Star?
Salvador Perez.
5. Pick a show, sell me on why I should take the time to watch it.
The easy sell is Breaking Bad, but I will say a show on right now: Shark Tank. It explains how the economy/business works in the most entertaining way possible. Who doesn’t want to see people pitch real life zany ideas to Mark Cuban? It has that added element of seeing an item in the store and knowing the background for it, and realizing how hard it is to “make it” in the business world. Stranger than fiction for sure.
Bonus for spite: Is Albert Pujols clean?
I’ll just say that if I could bet on whether Pujols has ever taken HGH or anabolic steroids and the results would be conclusive, I would put down all the extra money I could find that he has at least done something. And I don’t really care, just sayin’ yo.
I am the one who knocks.
1. Patriots
They have the best QB and the best coach. I’m amazed so many have picked the Giants because they’re the hot team. They lost the Redskins late in the year! Didn’t the Pats win like ten in a row?
2. My buddy makes this buffalo wing casserole that’s really good. Look forward to it every year.
3. No. I am debating going public though, if nothing more than to promote my stuff.
4. Would Eric Hosmer be that big of a surprise?
5. Archer is hands down the funniest show on TV right now. It is hilarious at its surface level, but upon a second watching you’ll discover its chock full of obscure cultural references you missed the first time. And it pretty much has a naked lady every episode. Yea, they’re animated, but I find myself strangely attracted to Carol.
6. Yea I think so, he’s always been huge. I’m sure he does stuff that’s pretty close to the edge of legal, as most ballplayers have.
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That's because Carol is
dirty hot.
Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.-Bertrand Russell
by Dr. van Strijcker on Feb 3, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
I watched the first 2 episodes of Archer and didn't like it.
And I don’t ever remember being more excited for a show… Im gonna have to give it another shot, because apparently Im the only one that didn’t like it.
Since 2005: Royals win% = .4100, Chiefs win% = .4095
Mitt Romney is a serial killer.
by averagegatsby on Feb 3, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Also another bonus question:
Have you ever contracted food poisoning?
Once from a Hy-Vee sandwich years ago. It smelled bad and I didn’t know any better. I was sick for 3 days.
Second time from a dirty dish from a roommate I suppose.
Third time from a Mexican restaurant in Coffeyville, KS.
Last time from McDonald’s. 12 hours of hell. I will never eat there again.
I am the one who knocks.
Yea, I'm pretty sure it was food poisoning
My sis and I went to Red Lobster for some reason, and we both became violently ill that night.
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Got food poisoning in the dorm once
They never figured out what it was. We had dinner and then me and my roommate George had our homework out of the way, so we went down to the Hawk and ordered schooners. I started feeling a little queasy, and then I had to barf, and then I couldn’t find the bathroom, and I fell down on these people’s table, and George got me out the door where I puked all over the place. He was giving me shit for not holding my booze until he got it too an hour later, and I wound up taking him to Watkins the next morning because he had it really bad.
We should have sued them.
"That fucking fucker of a general swears too fucking much." --Unnamed soldier about Gen. George Patton, 1943
Going to be in the ville this weekend,
what restaurant?
Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.
Rock Chalk Talk
the Mexican restaurant downtown next to the gym and Lannings...
it was the shrimp that did it…no doubt in my mind…plus I have heard that people have seen cockroaches in their and the waiter apparently said something like, “they fall from the ceiling” NICE…
Lanning’s is great for a hole-in-the-wall…best dessert I have ever had was from there: homemade Coconut Cheesecake
I am the one who knocks.
There is a pretty fantastic greasy spoon restaurant outside of Coffeyville
Its in Dearing, and its the only place to eat at in Dearing.
Since 2005: Royals win% = .4100, Chiefs win% = .4095
Mitt Romney is a serial killer.
by averagegatsby on Feb 3, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Twice from the same KFC. It was the only 2 times I ever at there
I haven’t eaten from KFC since then
Doubting Thomas, the patron saint of sabermetrics
by Jeff Zimmerman on Feb 3, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
Once
A couple month ago from under-cooked shrimp from a Tapas restaurant. Or it could’ve been alcohol poisoning from the 12 hours of drinking that immediately preceded/followed it. Is alcohol a food?
I did once in Germany...
Most miserable 24 hours of my life, coming out both ends, and no one really to help me.
Also never… And I mean NEVER eat anything in Coffeyville… What a shithole cesspool
Since 2005: Royals win% = .4100, Chiefs win% = .4095
Mitt Romney is a serial killer.
by averagegatsby on Feb 3, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Wendy's
Shat 70 times in five days.
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions
1. Patriots
2. Wings
3. Well people ask me about it because I’m on it at school always. During study hall my friend walked by and goes “Is Lorenzo Cain really the best option in CF” quoting a headline from an article
4. Frenchy
5 I got nothing
Bonus: Pujols is probably clean but who knows
Bonus: I got it from Joe’s Crab Shack….classic
Don't you ever play GM- Lee "Touch of Gray" Judge
by tiquanunderwear on Feb 3, 2012 10:33 AM EST reply actions
And what did you say?
"There is nothing shrewd about running a red light and later finding out it kept you from being hit by an asteroid." - philofthenorth
by KeepItCopacetic on Feb 3, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
He's a senior on the baseball team and he's looking at a couple D1 schools as well as D2 and D3
I showed him RR and he liked the idea and LOL’d at some of the comments….My school also has a linebacker going to Carnegie Mellon (kids a genius) and another kid going to D2 baseball. Miami has offered practically our whole girls golf team. (state champs woo)
Don't you ever play GM- Lee "Touch of Gray" Judge
by tiquanunderwear on Feb 3, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
I have a sneaking suspicion your high school is more expensive than the college I went to
Since 2005: Royals win% = .4100, Chiefs win% = .4095
Mitt Romney is a serial killer.
by averagegatsby on Feb 3, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
What's college?
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 1:54 AM EST up reply actions
Here we go.
1. Who wins the Super Bowl and 1 short reason why?
The Patriots. Bill Belichick has this meticulously planned out to a T. I even read that the team took a 31 minute break during practice to simulate the exact length of the halftime show.
2. Favorite Super Bowl food?
Beer aside, this is no doubt going to be a unique answer here, but when I was in college, a female friend of mine would always make puppy chow and bring it to our SB parties.. and it was quite good. However, the women also always wanted to watch the Puppy Bowl during halftime. Madonna’s on.. I don’t care.
3. Do you talk about Royals Review to others outside of Royals Review?
I talk about it to my brother, but he reads the site regularly, so I don’t know if that counts. Otherwise, I do sometimes talk about what I read here, but the specifics of the community, I don’t really bother going into.
4. If the Royals are .500 at the break, who is the surprise All-Star?
Luke Hochevar. I like your answer of Salvador Perez, too.
5. Pick a show, sell me on why I should take the time to watch it.
I honestly don’t really watch TV apart from sports. I know, I know. But sports takes up enough time as it is.
Bonus for spite: Is Albert Pujols clean?
At this point in time, I like to give every player the benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise. I know there’s plenty of shady stuff going on, but no use worrying about it.
Extra bonus: I’ve never had food poisoning, thankfully.
"There is nothing shrewd about running a red light and later finding out it kept you from being hit by an asteroid." - philofthenorth
by KeepItCopacetic on Feb 3, 2012 10:34 AM EST reply actions
I even read that the team took a 31 minute break during practice to simulate the exact length of the halftime show.
I’m shocked this is somehow groundbreaking. You’d think every team would be doing this by now.
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I heard the worst part for the fans at the game and players is the 5 minute commercial breaks. Totally kills any flow of the game.
Doubting Thomas, the patron saint of sabermetrics
by Jeff Zimmerman on Feb 3, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
I know when I watch it on TV it seems extraordinarily slow and burned into memory...
most football games I remember a couple of plays, but the Super Bowl I feel like I can remember specific plays from specific quarters and the game seems to move in hyperspace time
I am the one who knocks.
In Germany they don't cut to commercial....
So they just have footage of guys standing around doing nothing, without really explaining why they are standing around doing nothing.
Since 2005: Royals win% = .4100, Chiefs win% = .4095
Mitt Romney is a serial killer.
by averagegatsby on Feb 3, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
Early entry addition
1. Giants, because they have the better defense. They will slow the Pats down enough and Manning will put up some decent numbers against their defense…by the way, this is what big-boy football looks like, Clark and Pioli.
2. Emeril’s cajun po-boys…meatballs with whole garlic inside smothered in a creamy, spicy sauce
3. I do talk about it whenever I get a chance…the content on here is awesome.
4. I’m going to say Hooch.
5. Honestly, I don’t watch a lot of TV outside of sporting events (and not even that much anymore)…Hidden City on Travel Channel is pretty good, and the Mrs. and I like American Greed on CNBC.
Bonus-he is definitely using something…what do Pujols and Mark McGwire have in common?
Extra bonus-I may have….I had a horrible stomach thing a couple of years back, not sure if it was food poisoning or the flu, but i have never thrown up that much in my life…absolutely gross.
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."
--Albert Einstein
by Home Run Tony Cogan on Feb 3, 2012 10:36 AM EST reply actions
1. Giants. Because Tom Coughlin seems to have Tom Brady well-figured out, and because Eli Manning does his best work in high-pressure situations.
2. Buffalo wings.
3. Yes. There happens to be another Royals fan who works at my company, and as far as I know he’s not on this board, but I’ve definitely mentioned it to him and mentioned things on here to him.
4. Surprise would be Luke Hochevar. I’d bet on Gordon or Hosmer as non-surprises.
5. I’ve gotten hooked on Revenge. The idea is relatively simple, but the details always keep you guessing.
Bonus for spite: I’d assume so. His numbers are consistently good, but not monstrous.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!
I love Revenge.
Not guilty at all for it either. Emily’s ruthless.
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 1:56 AM EST up reply actions
Oh goody, something for sportswriters to be sanctimonious about!
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=jp-passan_josh_hamilton_suffers_relapse_020212
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I’m a little disappointed in Passan. It was well-written I guess (for what it was), I guess I just thought he was a little cooler, a little above moralistic finger-wagging. I guess I just don’t care that much. If I were a Rangers fan it might matter more to me. There’s a small part of me that almost took some joy in it because Hamilton (and his story) tend to annoy me, but I ignore that part of me most of the time.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on Feb 3, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
1. Who wins the Super Bowl and 1 short reason why?
Giants – Pats have no secondary and Cruz/Nicks/Manningham are a great receiving group.
2. Favorite Super Bowl food?
beer
3. Do you talk about Royals Review to others outside of Royals Review?
Hmmm…not really. I’ll bring up ideas that originated on the site, but I won’t necessarily credit the site. More of a “I read XXX” type of thing. I have copy-pasted some of the more unique columns and sent them to people. There was one that Will wrote about a minor leaguer (maybe Nick Van Stratten) and the lessons of failure in life…I thought that was just really good writing and sent it to my fatalistic wife because I thought she like it (she did).
4. If the Royals are .500 at the break, who is the surprise All-Star?
A starting pitcher. My reasons for this: our best players are probably Gordon/Hosmer, and both play at positions that are tough to be selected for all-star team. Most importantly, I don’t envision a scenario where the royals are .500 that does not involve a member of the pitching staff really stepping up, and said pitcher would likely merit all-star honors. I’ll say Sanchez – he’s semi-famous so that should help him get on the team too.
5. Pick a show, sell me on why I should take the time to watch it.
I don’t really watch tv so I can’t help you here.
Bonus for spite: Is Albert Pujols clean?
Define clean? I think it’s incredibly unlikely that he (or virtually any other player) has gone his entire career without taking something, whether it’s a stimulant, recreational drug, PED or something of that nature, or used a corked bat, lied about age, done something against the rules. This is not to indict Poo-holes, I just don’t think there’s any player in the game who isn’t ‘tainted’ in some way.
Let's just trust the process.
by trusttheprocess on Feb 3, 2012 11:07 AM EST reply actions
1. Who wins the Super Bowl and 1 short reason why?
Patriots – I expect them to do something bizarre on O – probably no huddle, speed it up. Gas out the 4 linemen.
2. Favorite Super Bowl food?
Nachos and beer
3. Do you talk about Royals Review to others outside of Royals Review?
Yes, but usually I will direct the conversation to a team they like because I too damn much about the Royals
4. If the Royals are .500 at the break, who is the surprise All-Star?
I will go with trusttheprocess and go with a starting pitcher. Duffy.
5. Pick a show, sell me on why I should take the time to watch it.
Does the Daily Show and Clubhouse Confidential count? The are the only things I watch religiously.
Bonus for spite: Is Albert Pujols clean? Probably
Doubting Thomas, the patron saint of sabermetrics
I have a feeling about Duffy and a breakout season too.
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Feb 3, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Hochevar, Too
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Feb 5, 2012 1:18 AM EST up reply actions
1. Who wins the Super Bowl and 1 short reason why?
Giants, I think the pass rush is gonna eat Brady up, and Hakeem Nicks is going to go off on that band aided secondary.
2. Favorite Super Bowl food?
Wings, and I’ll smoke some ribs
3. Do you talk about Royals Review to others outside of Royals Review?
Daily. I’ve converted a few, but I’m around mostly the best morans in baseball all day.
4. If the Royals are .500 at the break, who is the surprise All-Star?
I’d have to say that it’ll be either Hooch, or Sanchez. If we’re .500 at that point it’s because we’ve got the rotation performing at a high level. However, because we are the Royals it could be Frenchy or even Broxton that gets the nod kinda like Eddie Murphy did in Distinguished Gentleman. Name recognition!
5. Pick a show, sell me on why I should take the time to watch it.
I’ve really fallen hard for theNew Girl on FOX, and it’s completely rekindled my crush on Zooey, and brunettes with really big eyes. (Katy Perry I’m looking at you)
Bonus for spite: Is Albert Pujols clean?
I doubt it. I’d have a hard time thinking that he never took any HGH. Steroids? Who knows, but HGH has to have happened. I wouldn’t be surprised if everyone in baseball knows it and covered it up too. He’s the biggest star in the game.
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Feb 3, 2012 11:45 AM EST reply actions

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by RoyalsRetro on Feb 3, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My other show that I can't stop watching.
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Feb 3, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
I am a bizarro hipster...
what the hell show is this! I must understand these gifs!
I am the one who knocks.
OH shit...
If you haven’t seen Parks and Rec, start with season 2… I like season 1, but most people don’t.
Ron Swanson is hands down the greatest tv character ever.
Since 2005: Royals win% = .4100, Chiefs win% = .4095
Mitt Romney is a serial killer.
by averagegatsby on Feb 3, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Season One didn't happen
Remember that city planning guy that Leslie had a fling with? They never again reference him. He was like a main character on the show!
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I was trying to think of the baseball equivalent to Parks and Rec
Debuted to high expectations, flopped at first, was written off by most, and then put together an amazing turnaround to become one of the best all-around.
Maybe Adrian Gonzalez?
I thought of Phil Nevin too, but his turnaround was more on the good not great scale.
The city planning guy was also that guy from Deadwood. I have to give the show credit for figuring out what worked (more Andy, more Ron), scrapping the rest (including the city planner), and then integrating new elements that worked.
Or Greinke.
"There is nothing shrewd about running a red light and later finding out it kept you from being hit by an asteroid." - philofthenorth
by KeepItCopacetic on Feb 3, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty close but Greinke was good his rookie year (before the troubles)
He would be more like a show that had a good pilot, then tanked the rest of the first season, and then rebounded. The P&R pilot was dreadful.
I thought season one was fine.
I think it’s better in re-watch mode than the first time around
Kila's slash for Apr 20 to May 4, 2011, right before he was sent down: .276 / .344 / .448
by SagehenMacGyver47 on Feb 3, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
I remember re-watching season 1 in reruns over the summer after it debuted
With the expectations lowered (it was the spin-off from “The Office” at its critical, creative, and popular peak), the first season was not so bad and the last episode in the bar was quite good, but there were some definite duds (starting with the pilot).
They basically did the same think with Leslie Knope as they did with Michael Scott...
They painted Leslie as this incompetent high strung character… But then transitioned her to being actually really good at her job… They did the same thing with Michael Scott, you could never figure out how he became manager until they revealed that Michael Scott is actually a brilliant salesman.
Since 2005: Royals win% = .4100, Chiefs win% = .4095
Mitt Romney is a serial killer.
by averagegatsby on Feb 3, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah,
Leslie is much, much better at her job than Michael, though.
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 2:00 AM EST up reply actions
Skip Season One,
You can always go back later and watch it, but the characters aren’t drawn well, and Leslie is too much like Michael Scott in the first season.
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 1:58 AM EST up reply actions
I like Zooey Duchenel so much I even listen to her singing.
God, she’s cute.
If women only slept with nice guys...guys would only be nice. And they don't. And we're not.
Yep.
I must have had my head in the sand, because I had this “I wonder who that hot chick in Elf was?” moment about 8 months ago, and then it hit me when we were all talking about New Girl coming out on here. You’re totally right. She’s just damn cute.
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Feb 3, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
She's great in Almost Famous
Since 2005: Royals win% = .4100, Chiefs win% = .4095
Mitt Romney is a serial killer.
by averagegatsby on Feb 3, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
There are 4 seasons on Netflix streaming.
They only take about 16-17 minutes to watch. I was sick awhile back and watched all of them in about 2 days.
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Feb 3, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
1. Who wins the Super Bowl and 1 short reason why?
Patriots-Because Gisele Bundchen
2. Favorite Super Bowl food?
Beer, wings, and ribs.
3. Do you talk about Royals Review to others outside of Royals Review?
I bring it up to my old lady, who does her best to pretend to listen for a few seconds. She usually just asks me what I’m doing on the computer when I’m at home, and I just tell her a Royals blog. She doesn’t ask any more questions.
4. If the Royals are .500 at the break, who is the surprise All-Star?
Paulino. Seriously, if he put it together somehow, he could have a shiny enough ERA to make voters notice, and with our offense (should the regression monster not eat Gordon) should be potent enough to get him some wins.
5. Pick a show, sell me on why I should take the time to watch it.
Archer, because of what Retro said.
Bonus for spite: Is Albert Pujols clean?
As clean as anyone else.
Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.-Bertrand Russell
by Dr. van Strijcker on Feb 3, 2012 11:48 AM EST reply actions
Does anybody give any credit to the idea that...
the Pats haven’t won a SB since Gisele showed up?
I am the one who knocks.
only everyone from Boston
Kila's slash for Apr 20 to May 4, 2011, right before he was sent down: .276 / .344 / .448
by SagehenMacGyver47 on Feb 3, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
More than a feeling
"There is nothing shrewd about running a red light and later finding out it kept you from being hit by an asteroid." - philofthenorth
by KeepItCopacetic on Feb 3, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Just keep them away from propane grills in their bathrooms.
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 2:02 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah
but she sent out an email prayer this year. It’s all good.
Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.-Bertrand Russell
by Dr. van Strijcker on Feb 3, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Without reading previous answers
1. Don’t know, don’t care. The Chiefs aren’t playing.
2. In America I make fresh salsa, fresh guacamole, bean dip, and homemade tortilla chips. In Spain we’re hanging out in this dark crowded Irish bar and looking for another pint.
3. No, though I made my American friends over here listen to me sing “Boom Boom Mazzaro.” Only my old high school friends are Royals fans, and the guy I stay in touch with the most is anti-sabermetric.
4. Moustakas hitting and Montgomery pitching.
5. Shit, I dunno. I barely watch TV. Watch “Fawlty Towers” if you haven’t seen it. It’s funny.
6. He’s tested clean so far, and until I see some actual evidence, I believe he’s clean.
"That fucking fucker of a general swears too fucking much." --Unnamed soldier about Gen. George Patton, 1943
1. Who wins the Super Bowl and 1 short reason why?
The Giants, because they’re Carl’s stone cold lock of the century of the week.
2. Favorite Super Bowl food?
Nachos
3. Do you talk about Royals Review to others outside of Royals Review?
Nope
4. If the Royals are .500 at the break, who is the surprise All-Star?
Johnny G
5. Pick a show, sell me on why I should take the time to watch it.
Archer. Because of you don’t watch it I’m gonna piss in your gas tank.
Bonus for spite: Is Albert Pujols clean?
No he’s a dirty, no good, juicing, age lying piece of crap. (I don’t like Pujols much)
by NobodyFsWDeJesus on Feb 3, 2012 2:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions
OK
1) It’s almost a tossup, so it will probably be a blowout as we know nothing. I’ll go with the Giants because of defense. I will be somewhat rooting for the Pats because of Brian Waters.
2) Pizza, homemade Nachos.
3) Sparingly. I try to save it for people who might be interested. My wife gets to hear some just because of her proximity to me if I read something that makes me want to talk. I try to find common ground with people. If someone is not interested in your passions, you generally sound like a political speech to them.
4)Greg Holland.
5) I really enjoyed “Game of Thrones” on HBO, and can’t wait for season 2. Anyone who’s never seen “The Wire” should watch the entire series from beginning to end.
Bonus: I think he is. Perhaps I am naive, but the dude is just that good. I saw him play at community college before anyone ever heard of him, and I would have drafted him right there. I wrote down his name. I saw him hit a line drive on the infield that hamstrung a shortstop-it was hit that hard. Anyone who did not draft him did not watch him.
I think it is crazy that we carry over our self righteous bitterness about the steroid era to say that anyone good and big must have done it. Some BBW have said they didn’t vote for Bagwell because of it, and everyone around him says he was clean, including those who have named others. I think it is silly to discriminate against someone because of their size and prowess. Bonds may have gotten all the hype, but a look at the list of players who for sure used PED’s also shows many people of smaller size and marginal skill. Why is no one wondering whether Chris Getz is using?
"Trying is the first step to sucking" -Jimmy Chance
Who is the best character on TV right now?
Who is the funniest?
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Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory is pretty great
- The rest of that show is pretty meh in my opinion
I agree with that for funniest
It is Jim Ignatowski type weirdnessfrom an entirely different angle. (That’s a character on Taxi for you young folks)
"Trying is the first step to sucking" -Jimmy Chance
I’ll go with Don Draper, although there are so many great shows (Breaking Bad, Justified, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Sons of Anarchy) I haven’t gotten around to watching.
Funniest – Charlie Day on “Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.” Dude could read the phone book and be funny, but his character is just insanely crazy. Ron Swanson (of Parks and Rec) is kind of one-note, although he plays that note very well.
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It feels like I haven't seen a Mad Men episode in like 5 years.
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Mitt Romney is a serial killer.
by averagegatsby on Feb 3, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
It's not only Ron Swanson for me though.
I think Tom and Andy are hilarious on Parks and Rec too. They’re a great balance to Ron’s mono-personality.
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Feb 3, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
I really like every character on that show...
Rob Lowe is AMAZING in it.
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by averagegatsby on Feb 3, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
I have LITERALLY never seen a better character
Ann Perkins!
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Ron Swanson
Sheldon is a close second
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by averagegatsby on Feb 3, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
James Spader is awesome
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by averagegatsby on Feb 3, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
This Big Bang Theory love is disturbing me.
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 2:11 AM EST up reply actions
Me too.
I know people obsessed with it and I just think it’s awful. I have a thing for Penny, but the rest of it could go away tomorrow and it would never ever register with me.
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Feb 4, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
They have a few moments per show that are funny,
but it quickly falls back into mediocrity.
by hunter s. royal on Feb 4, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
I relate to the characters on too many levels
that and I get most of the science jokes.
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by averagegatsby on Feb 4, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'll give them credit for making sure their scientific jargon is correct.
Doesn’t make the show any good, but at least there is that.
All I have to say is watch one of those clips on YouTube that strips the laugh-track
and tell me that’s a show that could possibly be funny.
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Best character on TV
Probably Raylan Givens, although Boyd Crowder is fucking great, too (Justified for the unindoctrinated).
Funniest: Probably April Ludgate or Ron Swanson. Leon and Larry David are both really awesome, and Tim from The Life & Times of Tim is great, although it’s hard to tell how much of that is because of him or what happens to him.
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 2:10 AM EST up reply actions
Turtleman is a damn good TV personality.
I loved the character of Tickle in Moonshiners too. It comes off as reality, but it’s actually actors and scripted.
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Feb 4, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
1. The Giants, because I dislike them less
2. Wings
3. A little, to no avail. I may have recruited one person.
4. Hochevar
5. I can’t think of anything other than the major obvious ones like Mad Men, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad… I fucking Love Game of Thrones, the books are fantastic too.
Bonus for spite: So fresh and so clean clean.
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Mine
1. Total toss-up in my mind. Pats’ D is better than most people give it credit for, but will still give up 20-30 points. If the Giants can hold the Pats under 20 points, Giants win. If the Pats can score 30, they win. Anywhere in between and it’ll be a great game.
2. 7 layer dip and Pizza. I usually try to hit the dip pre-game and then start advocating for a pizza order right after kick-off.
3. The knowledge seeps in, I filter it with whatever else I read and I present it as my own. Though I might forward a really great article to a few baseball-minded folks.
4. Escobar
5. The op/ed page of the New York Times (if you’re a conservative) or the Wall Street Journal (if you’re a liberal). I don’t mean to attack TV — I think TV’s great but we probably watch a little too much, so I’m not gonna advocate that you or anyone else spend another 30-60 minutes per week in front of it. Instead I’ll advocate that we all try to expand our views by taking 30 minutes out of our day to inform ourselves on how the other side views the important issues of the day. [steps down off of soapbox]
Bonus: Innocent ’til proven guilty
I Do That
On line every day.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Feb 5, 2012 1:39 AM EST up reply actions
Hhochevar
1.Patriots
2. Beer and bacon wrapped smokies
3.ppl ask me why im on my phone all the time I just tell them im reading
4.hochevar
5. The league
1) The Giants will win because I would prefer the Patriots. Who I want to win has won the game about 5 times in my life. I’m the anti-picker.
2) I save a can of Skyline Chili for the game.
3) “The first rule of RR…is nobody talks about RR”…but yes, anyone who I think is interested in a more advanced discussion on the Royals.
4) Moustakas
5) If you have Netflix, I highly rec “Jekyll”, with James Nesbitt in the lead. BBC. It’s a modernized take, extremely well-acted and written, dark, funny at times, and Nesbitt is amazing as Jekyll/Hyde. And it’s only 6 episodes long, so it won’t kill your week/month watching it.
If women only slept with nice guys...guys would only be nice. And they don't. And we're not.
1. I’m picking the Giants because I’ve talked up Eli his entire career.
2. Not a fan of "game’ food besides pizza, I’ll just make something random.
3. No, haven’t found any Royals fans to mention it to up here in Connecticut.
4. Edwin Carl.
5. I watch a lot of sports. The only show I remember to watch if I’m home is Parks and Rec.
BeauJackson is my mortal enemy for taking Edwin Carl ...
1. Patriots. Bibi Jones gives the entire Giants’ roster the clap.
2. Pizza. Boring answer. Move along.
3. No, and this is a truly sad part of my life. None of my friends are Royals, or baseball, fans. They like the NFL and NBA and all, but not MLB. I have quiet conversations with myself at night, whispering to myself in a corner about Royals Review.
4. Frank White
5. Royals broadcasts. Because you hate yourself.
Bonus: As clean as Jeremy Jeffress’ urine sample
I think that's how it is for most of us.
I know a Royals fan who I never see.
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 2:14 AM EST up reply actions
1. Pat’s….defense is better than advertised. Bellicheck best coach in NFL history.
2. Salami and Keebler’s flipfuckingsides.
3. Badger my wife over particularly clever bits, game chat hilarity, antiquarian book stores, taco bell memes, sometimes talk research on here with baseball nerd friends. But otherwise, it’s my dark shameful secret. Along with fucking a rare breed of belgian rabbit that is known for its velvety coat, and hearty adaptation to Nebraskan winters.
4. Lee Judge
5. Saxondale. Steve Coogan is a verbose comedy genius with a hatred of humanity. Bug Killer. Former Rock andRoll Roadie. Anger Management group meetings at the library. Get it on Netflix instawatch. What’s not to love?
6. Gots to be clean, right? With the testing implemented over the past couple of seasons, and the monster contract, I’m assuming the Angels would have been all up in that shit before they started shoveling the cash.
by Nighthawk at the Diner on Feb 3, 2012 7:16 PM EST reply actions
Isn't Saxondale great?
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 2:14 AM EST up reply actions
I some kind of owe you for that one and Smog/Callahan
muchos gracias
by Nighthawk at the Diner on Feb 4, 2012 9:30 AM EST up reply actions
I don't know if I've listened to an album in the last decade more than A River Ain't Too Much to Love
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Although I'm not the thread creator, I'd like to throw in an additional bonus question:
If you could pick any act for next year’s halftime show, who would you go with?
And I know the chances are slim to none, but I think a Guns n Roses reunion (not the current pastiche of Axl and a bunch of random guys) would be awesome.
"There is nothing shrewd about running a red light and later finding out it kept you from being hit by an asteroid." - philofthenorth
by KeepItCopacetic on Feb 3, 2012 11:27 PM EST reply actions
Wu Tang
or Louis CK. I have grown to hate the hype and the inane chatter over the commercials. Thank the lord almighty, our maker and creator, the one true savior, for DVR technology, and japanese pornography. Talking about which commercials are funny is death kicking you in the ass.
by Nighthawk at the Diner on Feb 4, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
Either the commercials have taken a nosedive in quality over the last few years,
or as I’ve grown up, my sense of humor has matured beyond the slapstick lowest common factor that seems necessitated by a 30 second slot.
I suspect a mix of both.
Bring back the Budweiser frogs. Except they appeal to children (but the concept of a giant speeding train in the shape of an aluminum can doesn’t).
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by KeepItCopacetic on Feb 4, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dre with Snoop uncensored.
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 2:16 AM EST up reply actions
Yes!
I wouldn’t even care if I had to switch over to HBO.
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Feb 4, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Would be good.
Though I think I’d rather see Dre and Ice Cube.
Glad I came, just wish I hadn't stayed so long.
Rock Chalk Talk
Great question...
Had this talk with friends…the no doubt answer was Foo Fighters
I would love to see Weezer shred it too.
I am the one who knocks.
I actually started a facebook group about this after last Super Bowl...
we are up to 13 members
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by averagegatsby on Feb 4, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
Only if Matt Sharp gets to participate
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by KeepItCopacetic on Feb 4, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
I think you mean only if they can get Matt Sharp to participate.
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
This is a damn smart group of BMF's
I bet 9 out of 10 people who like Weezer have no idea who Matt Sharp is or why he’s so key.
Kila's slash for Apr 20 to May 4, 2011, right before he was sent down: .276 / .344 / .448
by SagehenMacGyver47 on Feb 4, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
He's the one who took the good with him when he left.
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
I told him as much whilst drinking at a booth next to him at the Triple Rock Social Club in MPLS
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 4, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
I'll Have To
Listen to some early Weezer. I’m pretty sure I’ll think they b low, but I’m jaded.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Feb 5, 2012 1:51 AM EST up reply actions
First two albums were what we're all talking about.
And by ’we’re all’ I’m referring to people who were in their teens from 1994-1997.
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 5, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
I Really Like
Want You To, and that’s all I’ve ever heard.
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by philofthenorth on Feb 5, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
That's off a shitty newer album.
They’ve been dead to me for ten years.
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 5, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Weeezer has released 7 albums since Pinkerton...
And there are about a total of maybe 5 songs on those Albums I like.
I really really like the song Pork and Beans.
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by averagegatsby on Feb 5, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
I gave up after The Green Album.
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by Old Man Duggan on Feb 5, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
If I got to pick
How about no show, just sports? The Super Bowl feels too much like a Hollywood event, I’d like to see that changed. Just play the damn game.
15 minute halftime Bud bowl, got it.
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by SagehenMacGyver47 on Feb 4, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Answers without reading anything above
1. Who wins the Super Bowl and 1 short reason why?
Don’t care but I guess Patriots because fuck Eli Manning.
2. Favorite Super Bowl food?
I don’t really care that much about this either. Cocktail wieners.
3. Do you talk about Royals Review to others outside of Royals Review?
Yes.
4. If the Royals are .500 at the break, who is the surprise All-Star?
The two (I’m assuming that surprise All-Star assumes two) would be Gordon and Hosmer.
5. Pick a show, sell me on why I should take the time to watch it.
Justified. It’s the only show that I have to watch as soon as it airs.
Bonus for spite: Is Albert Pujols clean?
I hope so, but I am leaning toward no.
-OMD
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Love the signature
I'm waiting for my wave of talent to arrive.
by mitchfreakingmaier! on Feb 4, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Oh My Deity!
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Feb 5, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions
1. Who wins the Super Bowl and 1 short reason why?
Patriots—just because. I absolutely hate this matchup and am therefore glad that I am currently in a continent where American football is weird and unimportant.
2. Favorite Super Bowl food?
Cheese balls. Homemade cheese balls are fantastic.
3. Do you talk about Royals Review to others outside of Royals Review?
Once I was writing a post and had to explain to my girlfriend what I was doing.
4. If the Royals are .500 at the break, who is the surprise All-Star?
I think Gordon and Soria will get in. For the surprise? Crow…as a starter. I can see a similar sort of deal happen that happened last year—hot start, regression 2nd half.
5. Pick a show, sell me on why I should take the time to watch it.
Fringe. In my opinion, the best show on television. Fantastic acting, fascinating stories (both in short and long arcs). And it’s Sci-Fi.
I have Madden 2010
If I want rosters from 2011, do I need to do it manually (or buy Madden 2012) or can I find roster updates that will apply to Madden 2010? A lot of forums seem to have ZIP files of 2011 rosters, but I don’t know if they’re compatible with Madden 2010.
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