KU / MU OPEN THREAD
by Crooow on Feb 4, 2012 9:40 PM EST
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Yes. Hope I'm not reposting anything, but I wanted to make this happen since all of you are dragging your feet.
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
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Can't believe it's this close
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
This is just insane.
Exceeding even the most hyperbolic expectations.
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
11-0 run for the Tigers
impressive
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
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Conner-T would be a bench player on 98% of all prior KU teams
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
you mean, like he is on this team?
a bench player?
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by billybeingbilly on Feb 4, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
geez, you're relentless
Yes.
Dang, swingandamiss for me.
I just meant……dang, I don’t even know what I meant.
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
maybe
“would much more rarely have played on 98% of those teams?”
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
yeah...he'd have been the 10th or 11th guy rather than 6th or 7th
whatever…good for him…he went to my high school
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by billybeingbilly on Feb 4, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
really?
which one?
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
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rockhurst...
he’s a pretty cool story…turned down a few d1 offers to walk on at ku b/c that was always his dream
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by billybeingbilly on Feb 4, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
dang, that’s pretty cool
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
tops it off with being a significant contributor his senior year...worked out alright for him
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by billybeingbilly on Feb 4, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
He Frustrates Me
A lot, but he is living his dream. I’m OK with that.
I used to be an A's fan until they left town and got good.
by philofthenorth on Feb 5, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
Crooow did you say you just moved to Houston??
i just left houston last summer. lived there for 10 years.
yes sir!
Starting a new job tomorrow a.m.
Excited! Moved from Vinland, KS. The traffic here is super-duper horrible.
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
Oh, I'll be joining you soon enough
As soon as I can get a job down there I like so I can rejoin my wife
I was about to offer you a possible job-op but must relent now that I know you’re married…not conducive to that.
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
Haha
I only wonder what it could have possibly been.
So where do you work? My wife’s at MD Anderson
Fun, fun
My mom is a geophysicist. That probably explains why I’m from Texas
nice
I may have emailed her an .LAS file or two at some point.
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
if you need some suggestions of good bars and restaurants, let me know
i can send you my reccomendations.
by DickHowser4ever on Feb 5, 2012 9:17 AM EST up reply actions
please do!
send to ceecee.savoy@gmail.com
(my fake email address)
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
if you like burgers go to The Langford Grocery in midtown
its a dive burger joint thats in an old auto mechanics shop. gauranteed the best bacon cheeseburger you will ever have. also if your adventurous, try the Grim Burger. its not on the menu, but just ask for it and prepare yourself.
by DickHowser4ever on Feb 5, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
When did you move?
Hopefully you don’t have to drive far for work. You may want to invest in a mannequin to take the HOV lanes.
Vinland? Sound Pynchonian sans a vowel.
Sporadically musing on the Royals at both Royals Review and Royalscentricity, pop culture at Inconsiderate Prick, SVU at Munch My Benson and on Twitter at Old Man Duggan
by Old Man Duggan on Feb 5, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
Is Connor Teahen on the bowling team?
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
Robinson is pretty fierce right now.
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
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Great start to the second half for KU!
6-0 run to take the lead
jesus
2 minutes ago I was going to say that they’re looking lost.
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
The inability to beat the zone, especially with Robinson and Withey out there and Ratliffe out
That was a really bad sign for KU
THIS SHIT IS NUTZ
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
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looks like Robinson just traveled
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I don't see it happening
all of this Self and AD (?name?) lip-speak is just that.
And by that I mean they are using their lips to speak.
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
what does KU have to gain by continuing it?
assuming they sweep this year?
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by billybeingbilly on Feb 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
everyone gets tired of beating up their little brother at some point
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by billybeingbilly on Feb 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
my big brother folds his arms and slowly shakes his head
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
what does KU gain?
ku sells out every game…they can play in kc and sell out the sprint center and not split the revenue 50/50…and the jealous little brother will be perpetually jealous
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by billybeingbilly on Feb 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
KU will have them...no risk of losing them without a game
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by billybeingbilly on Feb 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
True
I just see them continuing the series once they all get over not playing in the same conference.
absolutely...i think ku takes it tonight though...
and no way mu wins in lawrence unless trob or tyshawn are out
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by billybeingbilly on Feb 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
I kindof doubt it
But it has to be a non-conference game after last year…
oh shit
game over
"You're like that guy who wrote that thing about remembering stuff!!"
- Crow T. Robot
I thought that one was pretty reasonable
Taylor was charging out of control
Well, fun game
Wish it ended differently, tho
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