Johnny Needs a Nickname: Anagrams and Johnny G

“Navel Jolting Ahoy!” Jonny says to Joey as the ship sails into Thy Javelin Lagoon. Joey replied, “We are going to have a A Holy Javelin Tong tonight, lets go Enjoy Oval Lathing and have a Novella Night A Joy tonight!” So Jonny and Joey go to A Lovely Hang Joint, called the Thy Avian Gel Goon, it smelled like Glove Inhalant Joy, a real Yon Halal Veg Joint. Ten girls walk up to Jonny and say “Ye Got Vanilla, John?” John whistles “Oh Jolly, Ten Vagina!” “We are going to Gonna Jive Tallyho!”
One of the girls is a Holy Voltage Ninja named Hogan, Jonny does not want to be Hating A Jolly Oven, but he notices and says "On Thy Vagina Jello! He Only Jolt Vagina with no jello so he says “I want Hot Vagina, No Jelly!” The ninja says that is just Hogan Jello Vanity!" Jonny makes the The Lying Java Loon leave then to the other nine, he gives the Vaginal Honey-Jolt, A Jolly Heaving Ton. Meanwhile Joey wants the The No-Vagina Jolly. “Joey Volt Hangnail!” yells joey as he gives The Anal Loving Joy. When they are finished they smoke a A Vegan Holly Joint and then say “Go Join The Navy, All!”