Johnny Giavotella:

Joey Volt Hangnail
Vaginal Honey-Jolt
Glove Inhalant Joy
Joey Vanilla-Thong
Holy Voltage Ninja
Thy Javelin Lagoon
Navel Jolting Ahoy
Enjoy Oval Lathing
Yon Halal Veg Joint
Hogan Jello Vanity
Gonna Jive Tallyho
A Jolly Heaving Ton
A John Legato Vinyl
A Vegan Holly Joint
A Holy Javelin Tong
Novella Night A Joy
A Jolly Hating Oven
A Lovely Hang Joint
He Only Jolt Vagina
The No-Vagina Jolly
On Thy Vagina Jello
Hot Vagina, No Jelly
Oh Jolly, Ten Vagina!
Ye Got Vanilla, John
Thy Avian Gel Goon
The Lying Java Loon
The Anal Loving Joy
Go Join The Navy, All!

For Johnny
by John Pudney

Do not despair
For Johnny-head-in-air;
He sleeps as sound
As Johnny underground.
Fetch out no shroud
For Johnny-in-the-cloud;
And keep your tears
For him in after years.

Better by far
For Johnny-the-bright-star,
To keep your head,
And see his children fed.

For Johnny
by John Pudney

For Johnny
by John Pudney

Do not despair
For Johnny-head-in-air;
He sleeps as sound
As Johnny underground.
Fetch out no shroud
For Johnny-in-the-cloud;
And keep your tears
For him in after years.

Better by far
For Johnny-the-bright-star,
To keep your head,
And see his children fed.

For Johnny
by John Pudney