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An Open Letter from Rex Hudler to Royals Fans

Hello Royals Rowdies, its your old buddy Wonder Dog, a.k.a Rex-in-Effects, a.k.a The Hudster here. Now look, I know we got off on the wrong foot, but we all need to take a chill pill and ride the pine for nine.

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I came to KC town looking for a new opportunity, a new challenge - a challeng-tunity. I know I have big footsies to fill with your beloved Frankie White filling this seat for many years. But your ol' buddy Rex just wants a chance-arooni. I've only been on the job for a week and I feel like fans are giving me the ol' jam sandwich! Well hold the jam, Kansas City!

Look I know I talk too much. My mama used to say "Rex, climb down from that ceiling fan and quit yer yapping for five seconds!" But you see, after four or five Red Bulls, I just have so many idea running through my head that sometimes it hurts! It hurts Kansas City! Your buddy Rex just has to vomit out these ideas before they hurt my think-tank. So while I may not "think about what I'm saying before I say it," or "stop talking for five minutes," just know that your ol' buddy Rex is speaking straight from the lower intestine - no filter, no censorship, no muzzle on this Wonder Dog.

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We're embarking on an exciting time for this organization. Angels third base coach Dino Ebel was telling me that the Royals have some great young players - Eric "Hos-some", Mike "Mooseknuckles", Lorenzo "Candy" Cain. These exciting young players are going to need an introduction to Kaycee, and I can give them the showtime introduction as ringmaster of this big-top circus. Yea, at times I can be the clown, but just know that I love the game so darn-diddly much. I love it so much, I had a baseball surgically attached to my hand - its true! Ol' Rex is crazy like that!

Look, for better or for worse, we're stuck with each other KC. This season we're going to share some good times and some bad times. We're going to laugh together - maybe even cry together. So whaddya say Kansas City, how bout giving this old-timer a chance?

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This FanPost was written by a member of the Royals Review community. It does not necessarily reflect the views of the editors and writers of this site.

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