The Duffman's elbow exploded today,
The jaded fan base could see it coming:
No more pitching prospects look promising.
In arbitration perhaps we'll less pay.
The D.L. has claimed our optimism
(though our rotation was also not good,
we all wanted Oswalt, if Glass just would.)
The Process and success are now in a schism.
A losing streak that drove away Rany,
Perez, Soria, Cain and now Duffy.
Someone tell Yost this just isn't funny,
Watching the bunting makes my head veiny.
Let's talk MRIs and openly whine,
We toyed with and were told that this is #OurTime.