I've wanted to do one of these for a long time, but when Yodazilla was in England he always played the glory hound by posting them at 3:00am our time. It's now 11;43 and he's stateside so here we go...

1.) What is your favorite piece of sports memorabilia, and what is the story behind it?

2.) If you had 5 words to say to Jim Fetterolf in person, what would they be?

3.) How many games out of first do the Royals need to be for you to believe that they can actually win the division this year?

4.) Favorite road trip vacation within 8 hours of KC.

5.) Favorite summer recipe.

*Bonus* Is there one single player that if signed by the Royals would have you seriously consider quitting on the team?