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Several gripes, Vol. II

  1. The Sonic two-at-the-drive-in radio commercial wherein one asks how much frozen treat a pelican can hold in its giant bill, and the punchline is something that sounds like "Pounds." But that doesn't make any sense. Somebody Splain.
  2. The Budweiser Cruise radio commercial, where the slacker cool dude, when describing the potential of such a glorious puke barge, says, "because the only thing that beats down this hard...is the sun." That doesn't make any sense, bra. Clown statement. Try again.
  3. The Sonic comercial where they're plugging something called a "smoked chipotle" something or other. But a 'chipotle,' by definition, is already smoked. That's overredundant.
  4. Baseball metaphors in commercials. Fuck you, maybe I'm *NOT* a baseball fan.
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