I couldn't find one. Maybe I'm losing my touch. Or my eyesight. Or perhaps there just wasn't one.

The Royals are winning 4-0 already. A solo shot by Gordon and then a three-run shot has plated four Regal batsmen with nary an out. Which makes the lack of game thread all the more sad. Seems like a good night to talk politics and religion against the backdrop of a soothing and easy Royal victory. Perhaps the lack of Betancourt means that much to them?

Hey look. Out number one, and Chen was plunked on a line drive by Salvador Perez. All I conclude is that the Royals believe Bruce to be the One True Chen, and all other Chens should be dealt with swiftly and efficiently. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Lineups:

Royals

Gordon, LF

Escobar, SS

Cain, CF

Butler, DH

Perez, C

Moustakas, 3B

Not Wil Myers, RF

Hosmer, 1B

Getz, 2B

Will Smith on the hill.

Orioles

Markakis, RF

Hardy, SS

Jones, CF

Weiters, C

Ford, LF

Reynolds, 1B

Davis, DH

Andino, 2B

Machado, 3B

Wei-Yen Chen presiding.