I couldn't find one. Maybe I'm losing my touch. Or my eyesight. Or perhaps there just wasn't one.
The Royals are winning 4-0 already. A solo shot by Gordon and then a three-run shot has plated four Regal batsmen with nary an out. Which makes the lack of game thread all the more sad. Seems like a good night to talk politics and religion against the backdrop of a soothing and easy Royal victory. Perhaps the lack of Betancourt means that much to them?
Hey look. Out number one, and Chen was plunked on a line drive by Salvador Perez. All I conclude is that the Royals believe Bruce to be the One True Chen, and all other Chens should be dealt with swiftly and efficiently. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Not Wil Myers, RF
Will Smith on the hill.
Wei-Yen Chen presiding.