The Royals look to Jeremy Guthrie to lead the way to the playoffs with another win against the evil Pale Hoes. If the Royals win out, the Pale Hoes lose out, and the Tigers win no more than one game, the Royals are in a one-game playoff with Chicago. The Tigers and Pale Hoes had better have done their kegels (you know what kind) because things are about to get real. The once-great Francisco Liriano takes the mound for the visiting Pasty Hookers.