It is Friday afternoon and you did not post an OT thread -- how can you call yourself a real fan?

1. Setting aside how you think the Royals will do this year, what is the one thing about baseball season to which you are most looking forward?

2. Are you watching The Americans on FX? Well, you should be, as it is pretty good, and most of the other good TV shows are on hiatus right now. If not, who is the favorite "bad guy" character in a movie, book, or TV show that you could not help yourself rooting for? If your answer is "Tony Soprano," your answer is obvious and boring, so try again.

3. Spring Break (Woo Hoo!) is fast approaching. What is your favorite spring break story that you can share in semi-mixed company? Please preface any answers with the appropriate rating -- "G," "PG," "PG-13," "R", or "NC-17" -- so the more senstive readers will know which ones to skip.

4. In honor of the upcoming President's Day holiday, who is America's most underrated president (excluding any from the last 50 years)? The exclusion is intended to promote full historical perspective and to hold off the red versus blue ugliness (at least for a few answers anyway).

BONUS: Why? No, seriously. Why?