Frank Yost hit an Oakland karaoke bar last night:
Blame it all on ex-Braves,
they showed up in waves,
and kept our young prospects from play
The last one to show,
was the first one to go,
and now he's a minor-league Ray
But I saw the surprise,
in Francouer's big doe eyes,
when I took his at-bays away
Said "Frenchy, you may be through,
and prob'ly Getzie is too,
but platoon you will ne'er hear me saaaaay", 'cause
I’ve got Lough in Frenchy’s places,
where the nads are tapped, and the bat,
chases the baaaaall away,
He’ll be okaaaay….
I’m not big on sabermetrics
think I’ll slip on down to the coffee nexus
oh, I’ve got Lough.....in Frenchy's places