Everyone knows Frenchy, Salvy, Esky, Gordo and even Mend-y, but some of the lesser known 2013 nicknames never get dropped by the Cheese & Crackers Rex Machine or make it into the hollowed pages of "Judging the Royals."
"Big Gamesy Jamesie"
"Miggy" aka "Steak Fajadas"
"T-Coll Me Elmo"
"Tickle Me Ervin"
"Zo-caine" (which if off the record Rex will drop but mandatorily followed by a story about waking up on a couch in Pasadena and waiting all day for Vladimir Guerrero's sister to come pick him up).
"Dutchie-y" Similar rules, but this time an embarrassing anecdote about a bake sale at the school where Wally Joyner's kids went.
And last but not least:
"E.T. phone home Johnson"