Wil Myers made his major league debut yesterday in a doubleheader against the Boston Red Sox, going a combined 1 for 7 for a .143 BA, .143 OBP, .143 SLG. Jake Odorizzi has a 6.00 ERA in 18 innings for the Rays. The Royals, having successfully dealt such below-replacement-level mediocrity for James Shields, Wade Davis, and the power-hitting Elliot Johnson, look like geniuses. Dayton Moore and Ned Yost were seen popping open the champagne bottles after yesterday's loss to Cleveland, celbrating the win of the Big Offseason Deal! .143? Makes Moose look like Ted Williams!