|2013 - Corey Kluber||6-5||14||12||0||0||0||0||75.2||84||38||35||9||14||73||4.16||1.30|
|2013 - Luis Mendoza||2-4||15||13||0||0||0||0||75.2||76||39||35||8||30||49||4.16||1.40|
Their IP, ERA, and WHIP are startlingly similar, but there is one key factor working in MendozACE's favor: he's a Mexican Dreamboat. Opposing batsmen often shake their heads as they walk back to the dugout, marveling at Luis's devilishly good looks. He's a handsome man whose hair is spoken about across the known world. Men and women alike cannot help but be smitten, regardless of sexual preference. Any search for reason in attempting to explain his success need go no further.
He is sex appeal, undeniable and occasionally donning the baby blue. If someone could bottle the MendozACE package, they'd make a goddamn mint.
Yes, we have our Mendoza to ease us into slumber every night, visions of his locks flowing in the breeze. With that, who needs the playoffs?
American League Wild Card Standings
|Tampa Bay||44||39||.530||4||Won 3|
|New York||43||39||.524||4.5||Won 1|
|Kansas City||38||41||.481||8||Won 1|
|Los Angeles||39||43||.475||8.5||Won 6|
(updated 7.2.2013 at 6:19 PM CDT)