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If I were Manager for the year...


If i were Manager for the year, I would tell Billy Butler to lose some freaking weight! Seriously dude, you barely hit 25 homeruns a year, yet you cant ever run a ball out at first. One, because you aren't trying, and two, because you are a fatty! What purpose are you serving this team? You're a great hitter, lose some weight or put some muscle on. I love you but come on.

If I were Manager for the year, I would bat Alex Gordon in the three hole; like he should be batting.

If I were Manager for the year I would tell Moose to stop being a baby! The reason the fans aren't behind you is partially because you are playing flat out bad. The other part is that you act like such a baby ALL THE TIME. You struck out, what is new.

If I were Manager for the year, I would stop batting Billy Butler and Salvy together. I mean, IF, Billy gets on base, its a double play waiting to happen.

If I were Manager for the year, I would sit Getz!!! Gia should be in that position. Also, stop platooning positions and then play certain players, AHEM, Escobar, every freaking game.

If I were Manager for the year, this would be my lineup:

Lough

Butler

Gordon

Moose

Hosmer

Cain

Perez

Escy

GIA

If I were Manager for the year, I would tell Escy if he kept jogging to 1st on every ground ball he hit, I would sit him. That and your glove are what you get paid to do. Not fat girls.

If I were Manager for the year I would LEAVE THE LINEUP ALONE!!!!

If I were Manager for the year, I would step aside and say, "George, what do you think?"

If I were Manager for the year I would let the pitchers pitch and stop abusing the bullpen.

If I were Manager for the year, I would walk away from idiots that talk about the lefty/righty matchups.

Finally, if I were Manager for the year, I would punch Dayton Moore right in the face.

I wrote this to try and use a little humor, but mostly, I mean everything that I said.

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