Game CL Open Thread - The Racists of Cleveland Versus The Royals of Kansas City

Don't let the smile fool you, Cleveland. - USA TODAY Sports

The man who dispatches of racists as his raison d'être makes his Major League debut against the Racists. This is sure to be explosive. Enter Yordano Ventura.

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These are surely wrong, but:

American League Wild Card Standings

W L PCT GB STRK
Tampa Bay 82 67 .550 0 Won 1
Texas 81 68 .543 1 Lost 7
Cleveland 81 69 .540 1.5 Lost 1
Baltimore 79 70 .530 3 Won 1
Kansas City 79 71 .526 3.5 Won 1
New York 79 71 .526 3.5 Lost 3
Los Angeles 72 77 .483 10 Won 2
Toronto 68 81 .456 14 Lost 1
Seattle 66 84 .440 16.5 Lost 2
Minnesota 64 85 .429 18 Lost 1
Chicago 59 91 .393 23.5 Won 1

(updated 9.16.2013 at 10:55 PM CDT)

Your pitchers:

Corey Kluber

#28 / Pitcher / Cleveland Racists

6-4

215

R

R

Apr 10, 1986

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2013 - Corey Kluber 9-5 23 21 0 0 0 0 132.0 131 56 52 13 28 123 3.55 1.20

And:

Yordano Ventura

#30 / Pitcher / Kansas City Royals

5-11

180

R

R

Jun 03, 1991

who has neither a photograph--presumably on account of his wanting to keep a low profile while taking out racists across this great county--nor Major League statistics, as this is his Major League debut.

If the Cleveland nine were a dragon, they'd be the one detailed here:

As was established, Yordano Ventura does not stand idly by while racism runs amok. He will most definitely take these Racists down. Hard.

This is gonna be a WAR [on racism].

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