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POLL: Will the Royals acquire enough pitching talent to compete for 1st in the AL Central?




I know this is kind of begging the question since there are those marginals who believe we will compete for 1st in the AL Central should we not acquire any more pitching talent. Ergo, I have included a poll option tailor-made to these idealistic nimrods.

(Parenthetically: My paternal grandfather, who I never met, bore the distinct first name "Nimrod" which no one ever used; he went by a nickname that was almost no less ridiculous)

Moreover, one could say that we need more _offense_ in order to compete for 1st place. Indeed, one could say a lot of things. To whit: yerga muipo smippanny shler-schlop. Skackin' winfreaux schlegul snernit. I have included this poll option as well.

In the comments, feel free to prognosticate with regard to what you see actually happening in this last month or so of off-season. Also feel free to formulate strings of nonsense words, which will likely end up being at least equally meaningful as most predictions.

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