I've selected nine anagrams of "Christian Binford"--the Royals' right-handed pitching prospect currently playing for the club's double-A affiliate, the Northwest Arkansas Ineffectuals--and made some of those super-badass picture-puzzle things out of them. From the pictures, try to figure out what words I've formed from the letters in "Christian Binford."
I'll post the answers soon. Or, if nobody shows any interest in this, you can all go jump off a cliff for all I care. I just wasted a pathetic amount of time and energy putting this weekly reader highlights(tm) shit together so you could maybe for just a few short minutes of your ultimately insignificant life forget that a cold and detached universe never knew of your existence and will remain decidedly neutral during the moments before and after your death.