Jeremy Guthrie and the Royals will play host to their intradivisional foes that Pale Hoes--popularly but erroneously known as the Pail Hoes--in a preseason meaningless game for the ages.
The Royals hope to carry their spotless Cactus League record into Wednesday while the 2 - 3 South Siders send a pastry to the mound wearing the #83 jersey, Danish, to hopefully end the Royals loss-less streak at six. It is unknown what flavor, though knowing Chicago, it'll probably be something lame like lemon, so no one gets anything nice.
These are your lineups:
Reigning Cactus League and American League champs.
#Royals lineup for today's matchup with AL Central rival, Chicago. Listen at 3:05 pm on @610SportsKC pic.twitter.com/n5AChRDM0v
— Kansas City Royals (@Royals) March 10, 2015
Them.
Today’s #SoxSpringTraining lineup: Eaton CF Johnson 2B Abreu 1B Ramirez SS Shuck LF Beckham 3B Soto C Flowers DH Thompson RF Danish P
— Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) March 10, 2015
In generations to come, your children and grandchildren will surely ask where you were on this day. Make sure not to miss it. The audio for the game will be broadcast on 610 AM if you can get it over the air (don't bother streaming through the station's website) or through the MLB website with subscription.
Also Michael Taylor retired, presumably out of fear of playing the Royals.
Michael Taylor has retired. OF Engel Beltre will be added to major league camp. He will wear uniform 88.
— Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) March 10, 2015