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Idiot King of Spain breaks hip while "hunting"

Our local monarch was out "big-game hunting" in Botswana when he fell down and broke his femur in three pieces. They flew his idiot 74-year-old ass back home and stuck him at the head of the line for hip replacements. This is the fourth operation he's had in two years. You know what he did in Botswana? He SHOT a FUCKING ELEPHANT. Just like George Orwell, but in slightly different circumstances. (The photo is from 2006). This is ridiculous. It makes no sense at all to kill elephants, or to permit anyone to, even if rich fools like Juan Carlos are willing to come up with €30,000 for the pleasure of doing so. Regular hunting I'm fine with as long as you eat what you shoot. Somebody's got to predate all the deer in Kansas. Not to mention the damn Canadian geese. But shooting elephants just for fun? Fuck that. Note: The king's idiot 13-year-old grandson, Froilán, nearly blew his foot off with a shotgun loaded for bird earlier this week. If I were the Bourbons I'd stay away from guns. Juan Carlos accidentally killed his younger brother with a pistol when they were teenagers. Anyway, the law in Spain says no one under 14 is allowed even to touch a gun.

Glass Laid Down the Gauntlet; Stabbed Himself in Foot

"During spring training, owner David Glass met with Moore and Yost. He told them he expected the Royals to go undefeated this season. They told him that wasn't possible. 'Well,' Glass said, 'come as close as you can.'"

Diamonds in the Rough 4.13

Kane County continues big offense, Wilmington gets lucky, NW Arkansas gets knocked around and Omaha has their win streak snapped. Jason Adam 5 IP 4 H 0 R 0 BB 7 K 6-1 GO/FO very good curveball and attacked with his FB 92-94mph Tim Ferguson 2-4 Grand Slam 2 R Johnny Giavotella 2-4 RBI Wil Myers 1-4 2b, 2K Brett Eibner 0-2 2BB 2K Jorge Bonifacio 2-4 2b, BB(7 already this year)

Overflow Thread #2

Overflow Thread #2

The rally begins now.

Royals lineup: Dyson 8 Frenchy 9 Hosmer 3 Butler DH Gordon 7 Yuni 4 Moose 5 Quintero 2 Escobar 6...

Royals lineup: Dyson 8 Frenchy 9 Hosmer 3 Butler DH Gordon 7 Yuni 4 Moose 5 Quintero 2 Escobar 6 Hoch 1

Joel Goldberg The Yost-O-Meter is now 7 lineups in 7 games

Nice article on the mentality of the starting rotation

They're heard that you think they suck, and they're getting ready to kick some EXTRA ass just to prove you wrong.

Diamonds in the Rough 4.12

Nate Adcock 6 IP 11/4 GO/FO 1 H 0 R 3 BB 2 K (MendozaRedux) Daniel Mateo 2-5 3b, HR, 2 RBI, BB Tony Abreu 3-4 2-2b 2 RBI Christian Colon 3-5 all singles 8 for last 15 all singles Carlo Testa 3-4 2b, 3R UGH Jake Odorizzi 2/3 IP 1 H 2K 3BB 4 R

#Royals DL Lorenzo Cain with a left groin strain. Jarrod Dyson will be recalled from Omaha for...

#Royals DL Lorenzo Cain with a left groin strain. Jarrod Dyson will be recalled from Omaha for tomorrow'a game.

@Royals

Long slow songs

I'm not smart enough to make a YouTube playlist, so just put up your own links. Here are a couple of my favorites. "Visions of Johanna" "Pleasures of the Harbor" "Madame George" "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"

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