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Royals Game Recaps

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Rangers Play Royals Baseball™, Give Royals Win - Yuni DFA Follows

The Royals won with the Rangers turning into the Royals in the ninth and beyond. But don't you worry, kiddos, the Royals were still the Royals, showing the world you can actually win a game playing Kansas City Royals baseballâ„¢.

40

Royals Sweep Indians, World Stops Spinning on Its Axis

In an ultimately boring game with an atypically fulfilling payoff at the end, the Royals ended up eking out an extra innings win against the divisional rival and in the process completed a three-game sweep with an eleventh-inning two-out Alcides Esco

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A Royals Game Recap Written Before The Top of the Fifth Was Completed

A Royals Game Recap Written Before The Top of the Fifth Was Completed An exercise in the Royals' predictability.

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Royals Lose to Laughably Bad Mariners, Are Laughable Worse.

Royals Lose to Laughably Bad Mariners, Are Laughable Worse. The Royals managed two hits tonight. Scratch that. Billy Butler managed two hits tonight. The rest of the Royals were shut down by Jason Vargas for eight innings.

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Royals Turn Back The Clock To 2009 In Another Loss

An examination of Jeff Francoeur's three strikeout, one home run day. In graphical form.

41

Royals Lose. Again. World Is Shocked.

The Royals got shut down by Roger Clemens and the New York Yankees today, by the score of 9 - 2. For his part, Royals hurler Odalis Perez went seven innings. They weren't seven good innings, but...

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Royals Lose Predictably to Twins

It's hard to re-imagine what the landscape in Hollywood was like in 1986, but Eddie Murphy was on top of the world. That is, in part, what makes The Golden Child such a weird film. The Golden Child...

222

This Just In: Jonathan Sanchez May Not Be Good At Throwing Baseballs

When The Sanchize was brought into town, it was assumed that he'd win the first of ten straight AL Cy Young Awards in a Royals uniform. Now people are whispering that it might not happen. I'm befuddled. You're befuddled. Even your mother is befuddled

109

Evil Pale Hoes Defeat The Royals While Kansas Citians Search For Answers

The Royals give up the second of three in this home series against the loathsome and undeniably evil Pale Hoes. All measured, reasonable thought is abandoned as fans look for answers.

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Royals Get Swept By Tigers, Run Risk of Being 10.5 Back At The Break

So much for being competitive at the break. The Royals tailspin heading into the All-Star Break that they are hosting is complete. They have now lost eight of their last ten games, losing three...

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