Royals Humor, Satire, & Nonsense

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Please trade for Bartolo Colon!!!

It might not be the best move, and it's true the Royals haven't made the playoffs in several decades, but it's time for the Royals to consider what's really important: My personal entertainment.

Please trade for Bartolo Colon!!!

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It might not be the best move, and it's true the Royals haven't made the playoffs in several decades, but it's time for the Royals to consider what's really important: My personal entertainment.

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Ungrateful Royals fans don't deserve winning team

How can you expect the team to show up when you don't? Hypocrisy at its finest.

Ungrateful Royals fans don't deserve winning team

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How can you expect the team to show up when you don't? Hypocrisy at its finest.

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The 2014 Royals as Simpsons characters

Worst....post......ever.....

The 2014 Royals as Simpsons characters

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Worst....post......ever.....

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Baseball Gods Furious at Intern Responsible for KC

Years of subjugation has been undone by a single intern.

Baseball Gods Furious at Intern Responsible for KC

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Years of subjugation has been undone by a single intern.

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Be Royal music video - cover of Lorde's Royals

Ok, first I want to preface this by saying that I wrote and edited this entire song and music video. But unfortunately, I also sang it. Creatively, I'd like to say that the poor quality of the...

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Hunter Pence is Coming to Town!!!

Surely, by now you have all seen the Hunter Pence signs made by those two Mets fans last weekend. If for some reason you haven't or if you want to see them all again click here. More than...

Exculsive post-gaem interview with Denton Moor

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Deyton was reallty exited about the gaem last nite.

Danny Valencia takes out ad to thank Royals fans

33

Its so hard to say goodbye...to yesterday.

The Padres have a potential asset for sale

21

The San Diego Padremporium is open for business! Come see our wares!

Royals Kids Book Ideas, illustrated

22

I would actually buy some of these ... for for someone else's kid.

Kansas City Players Grilled in Sauce Controversy

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Billy Butler's Hit It a Ton sauce has caused some rifts in the clubhouse, even affecting actions on the field.

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Come play the CHRISTIAN BINFORD ANAGRAM GAME

or-- "CATAMARAN: A GRINGO'S FIRM BEHIND"

OT Friday Thread: The Day of Our Independence Ed.

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Answer questions for America.

Gallery
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Bunk Royals Shoop Melange

This is some stuff.

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I don't know how to do this

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Once every decade or so Royals fans have to reconcile with something called "satisfaction."

Bad timing, or BEST TIMING?

5

Oh Dayton. You couldn't have waited until Seitzer wasn't sitting on the opposing bench?

Post-Astros sweep hypotheticals

21

A few things that could maybe happen.

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