Royals Humor, Satire, & Nonsense
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Ever heard of Cameo?
Hok Talk: Overreacting to a week’s worth of Spring Training stats
Forget everything you knew about the team before a week ago.
What will the 2020 decade look like for the Kansas City Royals?
The times they are a changin’.
The Kansas City Royals offseason, as predicted by artificial intelligence
Computer, computer, tell us your predictions
Hok Talk - How the Royals almost competed in 2019
It was never going to happen in this reality. But what about another?
Ok fine let’s see what it would look like if the Royals made the playoffs this year
This exercise is ridiculous but here we are
Hok Talk: What if the Royals were Final Fantasy
We have reached the portion of the season where I talk more about video games than real baseball.
What would it take for the Royals to win the second Wild Card?
So you’re telling me there’s a chance.
What the Royals would look like if they were contenders this year
It’s a longshot. But where’s the fun in that?
No way the Royals’ expectations of success can go wrong in 2019, none at all
The Royals are TOTALLY in the right here
Somebody was playing Mario Kart on Kauffman Stadium’s Crown Vision
Can you imagine?
The Yankees scuttled my piece on Tulo and I hate them forever
DO YOU NOT CARE THAT I WRITE???
I am ready to play for the Royals if they are interested
Guest commentary from an equine friend.
Just how fast is Billy Hamilton?
Is he faster than a boat? Is he faster than a goat? Does he like green eggs and ham?
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The #Royals’ young core provided some of the most exhilarating wins of the 2022 season. Enjoy five of them, back to back, starting at noon Saturday. @Royals pic.twitter.com/5YdBg1XY57
— Bally Sports Kansas City (@BallySportsKC) December 20, 2022 -
The entire Royals organization would like to thank and congratulate Steve Physioc, who has made the decision to retire after a 43-year broadcasting career!
— Kansas City Royals (@Royals) November 17, 2022
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Robbie Ray refuses to lose
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) September 25, 2022
Former teammates Luke Weaver and Robbie Ray had a national anthem standoff today, and the umps had to get involved.
(via @MLB) pic.twitter.com/DmyodEKN7X