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I was feeling poetic.

With all regards to our favorite Posnanski and Gregg Easterbrook, I present: Royals haiku.

Opening Day. Great.
Hitting, pitching, and Defense.
Savor the feeling.

Cheering crowds. Once feared,
Now Geinke can embrace them.
Do we have an ace?

Gordon HBP.
Maybe he'll be Biggio.
If Biggio sucked.

Riske, Welly, Stan.
Peralta, too. They're like a
Sieve. The sand is pride.

Simmons says: "When will
Geinke get on a real team?"
Resentment simmers.

Patience. Patience, please.
There's talent here. So why the
Losing? Torturous.

Are the Royals on
the right road? It's hard to see
In the April rain.

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