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The 100 Greatest Royals of All-Time - #92 Jeremy Affeldt

The 92nd Greatest Royal of All-Time is Jeremy Affeldt


I've got blisters on my fingers!

Affeldt is a 22-year-old left-handed pitcher whom almost nobody knows about. He grew up in a place in Washington bizarrely called Medical Lake, he's got streaked hair and a goatee, and he pretty much never gets listed among the Royals' top prospects. Maybe that's because he has a losing record in the minor leagues and a doesn't-exactly-wow-you 4.09 lifetime minor-league ERA.

He kicked at the dirt, wound, and threw a fastball.

"Whoa," one scout said.

"What was that?" asked another.

They looked at the radar gun. It read 92. In the wind, nobody had thrown harder than 90 all day. A few people started buzzing. Royals general manager Allard Baird leaned forward to get a better look.

Then, Affeldt unleashed a curveball. It started at the batter's belt. If swooped down into the dirt. The batter swung about 2 feet over it.

"Whoa," one scout said.

"What was that?" asked another.

And now, there was an electricity coursing through the scout section. A few more radar guns appeared. A few notebooks came out. Affeldt threw a 93-mph fastball that struck out one batter. He blew a 94-mph fastball by another batter. There were murmurs and whispers. Then scouts and baseball people started offering secret signals to each other.

"I've never seen him throw 94 before," Baird whispered. You could sense this giddiness in his voice, and Baird is not the kind to get giddy. Baird is the kind of guy who, if he saw David conk Goliath with a rock, would write up a scouting report that read "Good arm. Above average fastball. A bit wild. Does he have a second pitch?"

And yet Baird was definitely getting pretty worked up. This is what baseball people live for. Moments like this. Affeldt uncorked another fighter-pilot curveball that dived under the bat - his fourth strikeout in five batters, and by now the scout section was pretty much pandemonium.

"How about that?" longtime Royals scouting guru Art Stewart was saying, and assistant general manager Muzzy Jackson was feverishly scribbling down something, and scouts from other teams were on the phone, and then Affeldt struck out his fifth guy, on a big fastball, another big fastball and a curveball that dropped into the strike zone.....

"You won't see a lefty pitch better all year," Baird said happily. "I mean, there's no telling how he will pitch next time. But today, he was terrific. A 94-mph fastball. That curve. And he was throwing strikes. You just can't pitch much better than that."....

"Hey, it's just the first week of spring training," Baird says. "We'll see what Jeremy does the next time."

Joe Posnanski, Kansas City Star, March 4, 2002

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Arghhh!!!! hack, hack, hack,
Here comes the furball.   Jeremy was never one of my favorite pitchers.  Granted the Royals really did a number on him but I am glad he is not with us anymore.   Good Luck, Affy.... I hope your talent finally comes through somewhere.

by grudz69 on Aug 27, 2007 1:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good choice
The furball was Affeldt's "out" pitch.

by marbotty on Aug 27, 2007 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Retro, is number 84 coming soon?
I noticed a pattern of you usually posting a new "100 Greatest Royal" here only after posting a new one on your own web site, keeping an 8-player distance between the two lists. But I haven't seen a new entry on your site today.
Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Aug 27, 2007 4:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have one ready
But I have to scan the pic. #84 is particularly crappy and I'm kind of ashamed to post it.
Relive Royals History at royalsretro.blogspot.com

by RoyalsRetro on Aug 27, 2007 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The picture is crappy, or the player?
If you weren't ashamed to post Jason Grimsley, I can't imagine anyone you would be ashamed to post.

Except maybe Albie Lopez. But I doubt it's him.

Chaim Mattis Keller New York City's # 1 Royals fan!

by cmkeller on Aug 27, 2007 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oooooow! my finger
Reading that post gave me a blister on my mouse finger.
"The future is just like the present, only longer" -Dan Quisenberry

by Safe@First on Aug 27, 2007 5:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hilarious
Royals, NBA, Golden Hurricane, Hawkeyes, Chiefs, and KU basketball, in that order.

by Rowyal on Aug 27, 2007 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm ashamed to say
i completely bought in to the Jeremy Affeldt hype.  His curveball looked incredible until he started having that blister problem.

by nycroyal on Aug 27, 2007 6:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I really like how he
had the fingernails removed. As fun as that sounds, I think I'll keep my fingernails around a little longer. I'm glad he's doing well in Colorado. I carry no hard feelings towards him.

by royaldaddy on Aug 27, 2007 7:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i bought in too
you don't see too many lefties with that much velocity on the fastball and that kind of curveball.  the frustration comes for scouts and general managers when the guy never develops the pitches.  he routinely struggled to command both, often leading to only one or no effective pitches per outing.  the blisters problem ended the chances of him ever being a starter, but the command issues kept him from being a dependable reliever w/ us.  i hope he succeeds somewhere, as long as it's not in our division or, preferably, against us.
pat

by kcisbetterthanstlateverything on Aug 27, 2007 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Actually, the blisters ceased being a problem
The blisters had nothing to do with him being a starter or not.  In one offseason (before the 2004 season, I believe) he had an operation to surgically remove a fingernail and applied a chemical to make sure the fingernail didn't grow back.  After that, he never had a blister problem again.  He started many games after that.  He just wasn't any good.  He had major command and control problems and pretty consistently.

by NYRoyal on Aug 27, 2007 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im Guilty too
I bought into the hype, I always thought that even if he couldn't start that he could be a good closer or set-up guy.  I don't know much.

by I need more Esteban on Aug 27, 2007 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Affeldt had one hell of a season
for me in my fantasy draft MLB 2005 league.
A mind without purpose will walk in dark places.

by NHZ on Aug 28, 2007 4:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bull f@cking sh!t
No f-ing way this loser makes in onto any list except the 100 biggest wusses all-time in baseball. The guy threw straight as an arrow and got bitch-slapped by Kyle Farnsworth during a game a couple years back. This guy is exhibit #1 of the failures of the Allard Baird regime. I demand that he be removed immediately.

Laugheldt
Crapfeldt
Loser

by Home Run Tony Cogan on Aug 29, 2007 9:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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