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Yes, That Happened. Royals Lose 1-0 and Fail to Support Greinke Again

It's getting harder and harder to care about this team on a daily basis. I actively dislike about half the roster at this point and I'm somewhere between really and truly rooting for losses and...

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Impotent Offense Dooms Royals, Wastes Nice Work by Ponson

A lack of hitting by the Royals sours a nice afternoon on the mound for Sidney Ponson.

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A Perfect Fit

Another brilliant signing by Royals GM Dayton Moore.

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Kansas City Royals 2008 Season Review

A look back at the Kansas City Royals and their 2008 season. An in-depth retrospective on a fourth place team that no proper fan should miss.

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Projecting the Royals' 2009 Offense with Bill James (Not Really, Though)

Fangraphs recently added the 2009 Bill James Projections to their site. Cool stuff. I hope they also add the CHONE, Miner, Zips, and Marcels projections this year as they did last year. Royals...

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The Physics of Impotence: Luck, Fate, and the Home Run Power of the 2008 Royals

I had hoped to lead off from a wacky quote from one of Newton's unpublished theological manuscripts, maybe something about Athanasius and the trinitarian conspiracy or some of his commentary on...

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Ryan Shealy Now Leads All K.C. Firstbasemen in Home Runs By a Comfortable Margin

Ryan Shealy is evoking ancient memories of Mike Aviles. Or possibly Emil Brown, circa Spring Training 2006. Home Runs By Dudes Who Are Royals & Were Also Standing Near First-Base When the Other...

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Impotence Update

Last season the Royals hit only 102 home runs, the lowest total in the Majors by a wide margin (Minnesota was 29th with 118) and 59 below the American League average of 161. (Oddly, the NL...

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