In Signing With Phillies Cliff Lee Destroys His Legacy
In choosing to become a sidekick, Cliff Lee signifies the destruction of our national innocence.
Mike Sweeney's Time in Kansas City Offers Dark Perspective on Mauer Deal
Mike Sweeney's Time in Kansas City Offers Dark Perspective on the Mauer Deal
Royals Links: Tim Hudson Destroys Our National Innocence, Fat Little Girlfriends, Etc.
Remember when Alex Rodriquez destroyed our national innocence by making some kind of contract decision or statement during the opening of the World Series? Maybe you don't because the effects of...
Those Extra Five to Thirteen Homers a Year by Alex Rodriguez Seven Years Ago When He Was Already Hated Destroyed Our National Innocence And Now We Must All Admit That We Will Never Be the Same
Why the reaction to Alex Rodriguez has been completely wrong.
At Least Jeff Kent Got Dressed Up for His Cliche-Ridden, Self-Serving Retirement Press Conference
He always acted like a great guy, just ask him. Or one of his white teammates. Or motorcycle friends. We have 24 hours to find another defender of our national innocence and the integrity of...
Stop Telling Me That Sabathia's Contract is the Largest Ever for a Pitcher
The stupidest part of the C.C. Sabathia story.
Impotence Update
Last season the Royals hit only 102 home runs, the lowest total in the Majors by a wide margin (Minnesota was 29th with 118) and 59 below the American League average of 161. (Oddly, the NL...
Tom Hamilton Destroyed Our National Innocence... and Other Thoughts
It's yet another getaway day for me here at the sprawling Royals Review headquarters. I'm excited to be flying out to Denver for a wedding, but I think by the time I return on Sunday night I'll be...
I Learned It By Watching You
I Learned It By Watching You!!!*Many here in Kansas City voiced their outrage this week that the Royals have stooped to sign Jose Guillen, a purported user of performance-enhancing drugs, and thus...
