For years, people have been wondering what would happen if the Mariners got to play against Willie Ballgame, or Miguel Olivo, or Horacio Ramirez, or a whole team full of Mariner cast-offs. Now we have our answer. The Mariners would get the shit kicked out of them.
Yeah, I know it's a bit old, and the wound has maybe just healed up. For some reason I just saw this, and, well, I couldn't resist. Sorry. If you want one that targets another team/GM and is even funnier, click here.