National Sports Media Disgusted by Attention Given to Arod by National Sports Media

by Freneau on Oct 31, 2007 2:15 AM EDT

So, lemme get this straight... Arod and his satanic agent Scott Boras destroyed the sanctity of our national pastime by releasing a press release a day early.Every part of this controversy is patently and abjectly absurd. First, the convention that "no baseball news shall be announced during the...