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Fire Joe Morgan's Brave New Frontier: Mocking Good Players
Let's get one thing straight. I love(d) Fire Joe Morgan as much as the next pretentious internet baseball fan. You can look through my various crappy postings and find their influence all over the pla...
The Writers of "The Office" Have No Knowledge of Rust Belt Geography
I have had my doubts before. In one episode the boys from Scranton drove to Utica and back to battle Karen (a three hour drive) and made it back well before the end of the work day. Tonight's episode ...
Lousy Lineup Optimizer: Kansas City Royals
Trey Hillman, undoubtedly pondering a batting order that would make Tom Tango proud. In August, 1972, with the Detroit Tigers in a terrible slump, manager Billy Martin decided to "shake t...
Spring Training Impressions
As NYRoyal pointed out earlier this month, Spring Training statistics, not unlike most stories you read about teams having a new attitude or players showing up in great shape, are mostly meaningless. ...
Random Royals Watch The Office
Caravan.Cara-van.What an awesome word, what an incredible concept. A bunch of guys going from place to place doing stuff, maybe its good, maybe its bad, but they're a caravan and they can't be stopped...
Random Poem of the Week: "In a Bath Teashop"
This is something I'm going to experiment with for awhile, as we lurch through winter... A semi-regular posting of a random poem... All subsequent entries will be hidden away in the diaries for those ...

