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I'd really come to enjoy deleting comment-based link spam every night. For whatever reason, the bots only targeted the old "Best Of" stories (really gotta update that btw) and it was a fun little game between me and a computer somewhere in the Ukraine, Turkey and sometimes India. On the 11th however, a clever bot went through about 100 old stories on the site (Game Threads and Diaries from last season mostly) posting their wares. Considering it takes a really long time to delete each comment, until further notice, I've shut down anonymous posting.

I know some of you are uniformly against registration, and I understand that. Well, I understand it for other websites, but not this one. So hop to it, come up with a pithy nickname and join the party.

Lets say goodbye to "Anonymous Hero" with the haunting words of the Cars' "Drive":

Who's gonna tell you when,
It's too late,
Who's gonna tell you things,
Aren't so great.

You cant go on, thinkin',
Nothings'
wrong, but bye,
Who's gonna drive you home,
tonight.?

Who's gonna pick you up,
When
You fall?
Who's gonna hang it up,
When you
call?

Who's gonna pay attention,
To your
dreams?
And who's gonna plug their ears,
When
you scream?

You can't go on, thinkin'
Nothings wrong, but bye,
(who's gonna drive you)

(who's gonna drive you)
Who's gonna drive
you home, tonight?
(who's gonna drive you home)

(bye baby X4)

Who's gonna hold you down,
When you
shake?
Who's gonna come around,
When you break?

You can't go on, thinkin',
Nothin's wrong, but bye,
(Who's gonna drive
you)
(who's gonna drive you)
Who's gonna
drive you home, tonight?
(who's gonna drive you home)

Oh, you know you can't go on, thinkin',

Nothin's wrong,
(Who's gonna drive you)

(Who's gonna drive you home)
Who's gonna
drive you home, tonight?