Well, this was certainly a crazy game, but worry not, I have an equally crazy BOD post lined up. Oh yes.

The boyfriend (though I'm sad I actually missed this play) is none other than Joey Gathright. Anti-climactic, I know, but hey...I found great photos to go with my idea. Deal.

I present to you, part 2 of a ? part series!

A tribute to Joey Gathright

Joey Gathright...

Such style...

Such grace...

Faster than a speeding bullet...

But not afraid to take out Red Sox players when deemed necessary...

Paddycake this!

He's been compared to...

But tonight, he lifted the entirety of Royals nation:

The young...

The old...

The really old...

The college aged who know no better...

And the drunkard rednecks. Can't forget about them.

As for smitten kitten...uhhhh...Perez. Yea, he had a good game. We'll go with that.

Boyfriend Count
Mr. T: 6
Shealy: 3
Fat Man (elvys, not stairs): 2
All Star: 2
Grudz: 1
Holy Child: 1
Gluemeister: 1
Minky: 1
Johnny (buck, not cash): 1
Brownie: 1
The Skipper: 1
Reg-gie: 1
Wellemeyer: 1
Gazelle: 1

Smitten Kitten Count
Mr. T: 4
Shealy: 3
Burgos: 2
Gazelle: 1
B-error-a: 1
Grudz:1
The Skipper: 1
Fat Man: 1
El Capitan (Sweeney): 1
Promotions Committee: 1
Luuuuuuuuuuuuke: 1
All Star: 1
Brownie: 1
Perez: 1

Scrub of the Year

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