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Saturday Open Thread for Everything: Nicole Jaracz Commemorative Edition

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Drew Carey got engaged sometime recently, and his publicist felt the need to tell the public two days ago. The official presser apparently just listed the bride-to-be's name, Nicole Jaracz, and the fact that she was a culinary school graduate. Thats it. Apparently the c-school part was supposed to be a funny little detail -- har har, Carey's fat, way to a man's heart, etc. -- but to me it signaled the fact that Jaracz was a total non-celeb. In the Game Thread two nights ago I set the over/under for her age at 22, I think.

Anyway, now that the internet has had time to react, Google searches are starting to reveal things, like this one, which says she is an accomplished artist and is a photog/artist for Hollywood events. Apparently, she also writes really bad poetry about women, motherhood, rape, etc. Two days ago, the only thing showing up on Google was that damn poem, which I assumed had to be the work of someone else... Apparently not, although, everyone's basically linking back to one blog post now, even at this point, so who knows.

So, I proudly dedicate today's Open Thread to Nicole Jaracz. Congratulations on coincidentally finding true love in the arms of a very rich man who wears fake glasses.

The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
Make tonight a wonderful thing
(Say it again)
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

Indians-Red Sox starts at 7:21, which features the now insanely overrated Fausto Carmona against the self-righteous and annoying Curt Schilling. Should be fantastic. Ohh, and theres about a million College Football games. Congrats to the Ohio State University for scheduling a game against Kent State this weekend. Bold, gentlemen, very, very bold.