That's what we learned when my wife and I went to Lamaze class last week. It's the cycle when women give birth. After trying to get an opening day ticket this morning, I learned that it is also the cycle for that. I sat in the 'virtual waiting room' for 25 minutes while my wife and I used 3 different phones to try calling. Finally, I was able to secure my seat to see Alex Gordon's debut and the first start of Gil Meche. Did you know he signed for $55 million in the offseason. Anyway, if any of the rest of you will be going, let me know. I'd like to meet some of you. I'll be going alone because my pregnant wife doesn't want to fight the crowd.