Gil Meche finds Matt Garza's constant smiling for pictures to be unsettlingly un-manly.
Of course, compared to his Twins days, he's making progress towards the joyless, menacing, version masculinity that we expect.
Oh, and Garza (17.1 VORP) has been better than Meche (12.3 VORP) this season, which is really something to scowl about.