Last night I hit that widget on ESPN.com that tells you how long you'd have to work to earn [insert athlete here]'s annual salary. I'm usually not too hung up on that sort of thing, but when I discovered that it would take me seven hundred years to earn Matt Cassell's 2009 paycheck, well, that slayed me. Matt Cassell! Seven hundred years is a long time, that's the distance from today and the heyday of the Knights Templar, the Mongol hordes, the Black Death and all that.
Saturday Afternoon Royals Links: 700 Years of Suckitude