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Game 130 Open Thread - Royals (49-80) at Mariners (68-62)

The standards for competing in the AL Central are so absurdly low, and yet completely out of reach.

Congrats to St. Willie on reaching his final $50,000 dollar playing time bonus last night. With that extra $200,000 earned, he's now ready to start hitting the $100,000 escalators that Moore so generously gave him.

Don't worry Buck isn't playing today. He sucks. He can't do anything. Moore inherited a Superfund site. Thank God he drafted Greinke and Butler and DeJesus...