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i need an attorney pro bono
my lanlord evicted me
and would not let me take my chandeleers with me
need your help to get them back
i wish the producers would contact me
i'm doing a porn next week
i am hung like a clydesdale
we'll bring a donkey to it's knees baby
if i were a politician things would be different
honor and truth would reign supreme
haters will always lie
why can't you believe
that I no longer need or use steroids
you won't even know when your dead
its like never living
same ass before you where ever born
i am so glad everyone out there has a perfect life
maybe putting me down makes you feel better
glad i can help
i am going to be a manager of a mlb team someday
i want to teach you guys how to hit a baseball or softball
500 feet without the use of steroids
what don't you guys get
I don't use any roids
guys don’t be jealous
cause I am tall dark and handsome
and just turned 46
and have a gorgeous 23 year old girlfriend
not to mention that
i am sleeping in someones garage
but its pretty good