Eric Hosmer to bat third, take seat at the right hand of God following game.
A.J. Burnett fears for his livelihood, and therefore his life, given the very real chance that Eric Hosmer ends his career with one swing of his mighty bat. It's not your game A.J., Hosmer just lets you play in it.
The Yankees front office has advised all of its entrants tonight to wear shades. The future is Eric Hosmer, and the light about to be unleashed from the heavens is bright as #*&%.
It's on.