Filed under: Come, Let Brad Penny Hold You By Freneau May 14, 2011, 1:15pm EDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Come, Let Brad Penny Hold You Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Let Brad Penny hold you, my dear. Feel how strong he is. Isn't his beard reassuring and masculine? Doesn't it feel safe in his arms? Let Brad Penny hold you. More From Royals Review Royals walk off Nationals, 3-2 Royals Rumblings: News for May 25, 2023 Weekend Rumblings - News for May 27, 2023 What do we think of Matt Quatraro so far? Memorial Day open thread The Royals have been extremely unlucky this year at the plate