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Official Game Thread - Game III - The Royals of Kansas City Versus The Angels of Los Angeles By Way of Anaheim

Apr 7, 2012; Anaheim, CA, USA; The Son of God grants His teammates contact with His hands while in His corporeal form. All He touches are healed of their sundry ailments. Mandatory Credit: Kelvin Kuo-US PRESSWIRE
Apr 7, 2012; Anaheim, CA, USA; The Son of God grants His teammates contact with His hands while in His corporeal form. All He touches are healed of their sundry ailments. Mandatory Credit: Kelvin Kuo-US PRESSWIRE

On this day commemorating His having risen from his Earthen tomb to walk again amongst men before ascending to His throne at the right hand of His Father, one has to wonder what miracles He might perform on the field of play in Anaheim, minor though they might surely be. Will The Son of God, Eric Hosmer, let His team lose to these Angels as a means by which to pay homage to His squadron of winged warriors from the Heavenly plain? Or will He lead His own team to victory, seizing the honor and glory for His current cadre of comrades in arms, electing to view these 'Angels' as impostors--perhaps even idolaters--thusly thwarting their efforts at defeating these young ballplayers calling Kansas City their home?

All shall be decided on the field of play. A nobler and Holier endeavor does not exist.

This is a Holy WAR.