#59 / Pitcher / Kansas City Royals
Oct 05, 1983
|2012 - Felipe Paulino||1-1||3||3||0||0||0||0||18.2||16||4||4||1||5||21||1.93||1.13|
#18 / Pitcher / New York Yankees
Feb 10, 1975
|2012 - Hiroki Kuroda||3-5||8||8||0||0||0||0||48.0||52||27||24||9||17||30||4.50||1.44|
Is there anything less interesting than the New York Yankees? I guess we'll all have the next seven hours to discuss that and many other topics as every game with this exceedingly dull team will surely go into the wee hours of the morning with little of the exacerbation of game length having to do with what the Royals do on the offensive side of the ball. At least Hiroki Kuroda's facial expression on that picture implies that extreme defecation was taking place at the time the photo was snapped.