Do you feel the presence of Jason Kendall already? My ally is Jason Kendall, and what a powerful ally he is. Grit creates him, makes him grow. His energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Kendall around you. Between you, me, the foul pole, the Yummiest, everywhere.
You don't believe it?
That is why you fail.
Poll
The Royals are just 1.5 games out of having the worst record in the league. Will they finish with the worst record in the American League?
This poll is closed
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17%
Yes, but at least we won't lose 100!
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35%
No, Sal and Lorenzocain will guide us to 12th place!
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47%
Kill me now