We are Royals fans. A sorry lot, but fans nonetheless.
When miserable crap happens to our team - like a bend-over-and-grab-your-ankles type of just completed West Coast road trip - we are mercifully at a distance. Connected by the TV, internet or radio. At home on our couches or in our basements, we can drift in and (more likely) out. Our level of focus is dependent on our interest, distraction and overall blood alcohol content. When the going gets tough, we can flip over to synchronized diving.
We are lucky.
Bob Dutton isn't so fortunate.
I'm certain you know, but Bob Dutton is the Kansas City Star beat writer for this team. I don't know how long he's been in this position, but it seems like forever. To him, it must feel like several lifetimes. He's our Phil the Weatherman... Doomed to repeat the same
day season... Over and over and over and over. Dutton doesn't get the opportunity to channel surf or veg out on Twitter. He travels with the team and has a job to do.
Imagine the front row seat he has possessed as the Royals have stumbled to loss after loss... Year after year. The horrific baseball he has witnessed. Baserunning blunders. Inept fundamentals. Starting pitching. He is forced to watch this... The guy probably books his vacations for Guantanimo so he can relax.
It should kill a lesser man.
Luckily for us, Dutton does his job so very, very well.
Dutton's wonderful recap of the road trip, following the jump...
Angels 6, Royals 3
Somebody say uncle.
Brilliant... Dutton set the tone for the entire West Coast trip. But my favorite quote was later in his story:
Angels 11, Royals 6
This was a fiasco — at least until it no longer mattered. Sure, that 11-6 final score is bad enough, but it’s like a snapshot of a train wreck after everything stops moving and the noise quiets.
Mariners 4, Royals 1
The Royals’ rotation is like living through tornado weather, where you’re either ducking for cover or bracing for the sirens to go off.
Mariners 6, Royals 1
Mariners 4, Royals 3
Mariners 7, Royals 6
Were losing an art form — and, hey, maybe it is — the Louvre might be clearing a wall for the Royals after Sunday’s crushing 7-6 loss to the Seattle Mariners at Safeco Field.
Thank you, Bob. Stay safe. I hope the Star is able to give you combat pay.