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Game CXLIX Open Thread - The Pale Hoes of Chicago Versus The Royals of Kansas City

AL Central Standings

Chicago 81 67 .547 0 Lost 1
Detroit 79 70 .530 2.5 Lost 1
Kansas City 67 81 .452 14 Won 1
Cleveland 62 88 .413 20 Won 1
Minnesota 62 88 .413 20 Lost 1

(updated 9.20.2012 at 6:18 PM CDT)

The Royals look to Jeremy Guthrie to lead the way to the playoffs with another win against the evil Pale Hoes. If the Royals win out, the Pale Hoes lose out, and the Tigers win no more than one game, the Royals are in a one-game playoff with Chicago. The Tigers and Pale Hoes had better have done their kegels (you know what kind) because things are about to get real. The once-great Francisco Liriano takes the mound for the visiting Pasty Hookers.