1. Inspired by thelaundry's Steve Delabar joke, Dad says you have been especially good and takes you to Dairy Queen for a frozen treat. What do you get?
2. Aside from dealing with your phone service provider, what is your worst experience with customer service in recent memory?
3. What is your best fishing story? If you do not fish, just make up an amsuing story (just like everyone who has ever told a fishing story).
4. Put on your tin foil hat, "I Believe" t-shirt, and Bigfoot slippers for a moment. What commonly discredited notion or conspiracy do you (or at least some small part of you) still believe may be true? (And let's avoid the obvious religious and political joke answers -- they not only tend to stir up unnecessary controversy, but would not be very clever.)
5. Puffins or Penguins?