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Hey gang, its DJ Frank Yost playing all the hits from the 70s, 80s, 90s and even hits that haven't been written yet! We're counting down the top 25 singles for the 25 boys in blue you call the Royals. So sit back, relax, get a cold one and a hot dog, and count the minutes down to Opening Day with your number one hit music station with traffic and weather on the nines!!!!!
Billy Butler - "All You Can Eat" by the Fat Boys
I love it whether the food is cold or hot
Put a burger on the plate, and it'll hit the spot
Cause Billy is fat, you see.
Lorenzo Cain - "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails
Lorenzo needs to stay healthy this year, but it seems almost inevitable he will spend time on the disabled list. Will we find out what we have in Lorenzo this year?
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
Bruce Chen - "What Have I Done to Deserve This?" by the Pet Shop Boys
He's gone from rotation ace to being long-man in the bullpen in one year.
What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?
Well, a 5.07 ERA for one.
Aaron Crow - "Die Young" by Ke$ha
I feel like Crow is going to implode one of these years.
Young hearts, out our minds
Runnin like we outta time
Tim Collins - "I Wish" by Skee Lo
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
Wade Davis - "Good Enough" by Lifehouse
Is he a reliever or can he be a starter?
What do I have to do
To try and make you see
That this is who I am
And It's all that I can be
Jarrod Dyson - "Speed is the Key" by the Sugarcubes
Straight into the air
At lightning speed
Fasten your seatbelts
The future is mine.
Alcides Escobar - "I've Got You Covered" by Sugar & The Hi Lows
Alcides' reliable defense helps me sleep at night.
I've got you covered
So go ahead and sleep tonight
I'm not like the others
You will see in time
Jeff Francoeur - "All Washed Up" by the Urge
Hey! You're all washed up
Would you please shut up
Take a walk that way
Well we know he won't "take a walk."
Chris Getz - "True Grit" by Glen Campbell
But other's have known
Few battles are won alone
So, you'll look around to find
Someone who's kind
Someone who is fearless like you
The pain of it will ease a bit
When you find a man with true grit
Alex Gordon - "How You Like Me Now" by the Heavy
See, I've been a bad, bad, bad, bad man
And I'm in deep,
Yes I am
Jeremy Guthrie - "I Want to Stay Here" by Dusty Springfield
Now that I can be alone with you
I won't throw away the chance
There's no other place like home with you
I just wanna stay here and love you
For $25 million.
J.C. Gutierrez - "Who Are You?" by The Who
I really wanna know.
Kelvin Herrera - "Howlin' for You" by the Black Keys
Throw the ball
To the stick
Swing and miss
And catcher's mitt
Strike two
Baby I'm howlin' for you
Luke Hochevar - "Here it Goes Again" by OK Go
Oh, just when you think you're in control
Just when you think you've got a hold
Just when you get on a roll
Oh here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again
Oh here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again
Oh, here it goes again
I shoulda known, shoulda known, shoulda known again
But here it goes again
Greg Holland - "Game Over" by Destiny's Child
Nobody ever could handle this like you
For anybody askin’
The game is over
Eric Hosmer - "How Soon is Now?" by The Smiths
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
Elliot Johnson - "Mr. Everything" by Donnell Shawn
I wanna be your everything
The one that you call on
You had me at "Spork", Elliot. You had me at "Spork."
George Kottaras - "Keep on Walking" by INXS
You're here for one reason George.
Clever words on smooth tongue talking
Shove it brother - just keep walking
Luis Mendoza - "Hair" by Lady Gaga
Ignore his low strikeout numbers. Let Mendoza be Mendoza.
I just wanna be myself and I want you to love
Me for who I am
I just wanna be myself and I want you to know
I am my hair
Mike Moustakas - "I've Got the Power" by Snap
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda heavy
It's gettin' it's gettin' it's gettin' kinda heavy
Well, let's hope Moose doesn't get kinda heavy.
Salvador Perez - "There Goes My Hero" by the Foo Fighters
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
*swoon*
Ervin Santana - "Damaged Goods" by Fastball
I know I should just leave you alone
I should just leave you alone
Probably should have left him alone Dayton.
James Shields - "Glad You're Here" by Macy Gray
Woah love, ain't nothin' changed
We're still hopeless, together, woah
Miguel Tejada - "Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J
Don't call it a comeback
I've been here for years
Indeed.
What is your nominee for the song that best represents the Royals 2013 season?