Buy your Royals shirts now for the Plaza Parade!

With the Royals now up in the World Series two games-to-one, they will return to Kansas City on Monday either ready to play Game Six at Kauffman Stadium, or ready to celebrate in a Plaza Parade the likes of which we haven't seen in 29 years.

In either case, you will want to have a sharp t-shirt to show your Royals pride. If you order today, you should be able to get your t-shirt by Tuesday, when either we'll host a game, or congregate downtown to build our Dayton Moore float (PROCESS TRUSTED).

We're still selling two shirts. There is the Lorenzo "SUPER CAIN" shirt, the one that catapulted him to ALCS MVP. How delightful was it to hear Giants fans stand up and cheer at line drives hit by their team only to say "ohhhhhh" when Lorenzo Cain would snatch them out of the air? The man has super-powers people.

The other shirt we are selling is the Jarrod Dyson Dance Party shirt. Dyson got his first start last night, getting a hit, but we haven't seen any dancing out of him just yet, but just wait til the championship parade. THAT'S WHAT CONFETTI DO.

I've got a Super Cain shirt already and have ordered a Dyson shirt, and they feel pretty comfy, the like comfort of knowing Kelvin Herrera, Wade Davis, and Greg Holland will close a game out.

So order yours today or just admit that you hate the Royals.