With the Royals intention to convince us all that they are going to squander their tenuous grasp on a playoff spot, let us take a trip back to a more innocent time: our [likely misspent] youth. Where applicable, let's limit any of the answers to things that happened before your 16th birthday.
1. What is your first memory?
2. What was your biggest childhood disappointment?
3. What is your favorite memory of one of your parents?
4. What is the most trouble you got into?
5. What is the weirdest thing you were into as a youth?
Boner #1: Public or private?
Boner #2: Calvin or Hobbes?